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Whalney

A coalescence of a whale and a pony which emanated from the word "Whalorse" which is another majestic animal that is a coalescence of a whale and a horse. The Whalney was a newly found species on the month of October 2010.

There are very few existing at the moment, or at least have been seen. At times, it swims due to the fact that it is a marine creature, as well as a mammal. They are equivalent to the platypus, considering the fact that it can breathe on land as well as water. The Whalney's flipper is the only muscle that allows it to move on land, such as a Walrus. The abnormal fact about a Whalney is that it has the capability to fly like a bird. It does not have wings, nor does it levitate. Although, the tail flaps on the Whalney's tail move rapidly in high winds, causing the Whalney to lift from the ground, and rise as high as 20 feet as the limit. When it is frightened, the Whalney squirts a poisonous venom from its spout, paralyzing the predator. They come in various color combinations, but there is no physical difference in Whalneys besides their colors.

Their balance of marine creatures, mammals, and Aves defines what nature truly stands for, and why nature is a beautiful thing; to be cherished and taken care of for all eternity. The Whalney is currently the star of environmental awareness, and it is to be law that a Whalney cannot be hunted.

In other words, Whalney is also the name of a cafe which is located in Millstadt, Illinois.
Person: Whalneys are the best mascots to nature~!

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Person: Wanna head down to the Whalney? Coffee's on me.
by KiraMasterHana November 27, 2010
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whale of a time

a great time, superb time, immensely enjoyable time
you must have had a whale of a time at the party
by BiBaBo July 31, 2012
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whale oil beef hooked

well i'll be fucked in an irish accent if spoken quickly
a 17-page essay? whale oil beef hooked
by Dugtriooooo January 8, 2019
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Shave the Whales

A phrase coined by Scott Adams and used as a cover of his book.
Dogbert reasons:

Whales are mammals...
All mammals have hair...

Shave the whales
by Wize.Online August 10, 2008
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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Whalequatic

whalequatic
Pronunciation weyl-kwat-ik, weyl-kwot-ik

–noun (unit of measurement)
1. 1 and a half drinks(1 and a half beers)
Lauren has only had 2 whalequatics and she's already drunk.
by Murph8807 January 14, 2010
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Whale Whore

A Whale Whore is a premiscuous girl who lures a nice, timid boy out whale watching. He'll agree because the activity is safe and boring, but, little does he know... as soon as the boat leaves the dock the whale whore begins an aggressive seduction.
- Janice invited me whale watching this weekend.
- Are you gonna go?
- No.... she's a total whale whore.
by Scientist Jones July 12, 2010
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