The first day of Lent on which every Catholic boy says they are going to give up jerking off for 40 days but in reality their promise lasts about one night.
Garrett: You looking forward to Ash-stinence Wednesday?
Carey: Well, it doesn't really matter since I already jerked off this morning.
Garrett: At least you lasted longer than most guys.
Carey: Well, it doesn't really matter since I already jerked off this morning.
Garrett: At least you lasted longer than most guys.
by Holy G February 21, 2010
Get the Ash-stinence Wednesday mug.The day Lisa realized that referring to her red-headed children as "struck matches" is actually a racial slur....
Struck match meaning a term used by Daman Wayans to describe really, really black people.
Struck match meaning a term used by Daman Wayans to describe really, really black people.
Did you know I have been referring to my children as struck matches to the mothers at my kids catholic school ? This is definitely a bad mom Wednesday
In response Ashley says "you should subscribe to urbandictionary.com so you will have less of those embarrassing race related moments!"
In response Ashley says "you should subscribe to urbandictionary.com so you will have less of those embarrassing race related moments!"
by Boots of Chinese Plastic 7 May 25, 2012
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by Bill M. August 27, 2004
Get the Wendsday mug.1. what the fuck?
2. WTF
3. code if you're in an atmosphere where swearing is not allowed
4. usually a response of disbelief and/or confusion
2. WTF
3. code if you're in an atmosphere where swearing is not allowed
4. usually a response of disbelief and/or confusion
Wednesday Thursday Friday!! What were you thinking copying off Sue's test.
Bill,? Wednesday Thursday Fiday? I asked you to fill the paper towels 3 hours ago.
Wdenesday Thursday Friday? How the hell did Bob pass? He never even comes to class
Bill,? Wednesday Thursday Fiday? I asked you to fill the paper towels 3 hours ago.
Wdenesday Thursday Friday? How the hell did Bob pass? He never even comes to class
by diddy784 August 3, 2007
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"Ummm Wine Wednesday with my betches of course!!!!" #classy#girlsnightout
"Ummm Wine Wednesday with my betches of course!!!!" #classy#girlsnightout
by Mikeyninja April 26, 2014
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Known as Wednesday 13
Was originally In 'Maniac Spider Trash'
Also in 'Frankenstein Drag Queens from Planet 13'
Also in 'Murderdolls' ( firstly known as 'The Rejects' )
Also in 'Wednesday 13'
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Great singer
Long black hair/some dreaded
lip piercing/Right eyebrow piercing
tattoos on both arms
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Songs include alot of content about Cliche horror movies
Heroes - Vincent Price ( old horror movie star )
Known as Wednesday 13
Was originally In 'Maniac Spider Trash'
Also in 'Frankenstein Drag Queens from Planet 13'
Also in 'Murderdolls' ( firstly known as 'The Rejects' )
Also in 'Wednesday 13'
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Great singer
Long black hair/some dreaded
lip piercing/Right eyebrow piercing
tattoos on both arms
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Songs include alot of content about Cliche horror movies
Heroes - Vincent Price ( old horror movie star )
by Jonny Bush May 22, 2007
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by Adamorals May 27, 2009
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