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Coffee weaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee weaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee weaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee weaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
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Gibby weans

Gibby weans are children that live on Gibbs hill in Scotland, they are known to steal peoples shoes.
"I can't find my shoes!"

"Must of been the Gibby Weans."

"Give me my shoe back! Don't be a Gibby Wean!"
by Turtle Laurens January 8, 2019
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wiganer

look at that man, you can tell he's a wiganer
by Bigethovdaceth February 7, 2005
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Wigan Athletic

1. Identity theft.

2. To wrongfully appropriate the identity of a third party.

3. Faeces.

Wigan Athletic were founded in 1932 making them one of the youngest teams competing in the English Football League.

Shortly after the decision was made to found a professional football team in the town of Wigan those responsible for the creation of the club began to construct an 'identity'.

Unhappy with simply calling the club Wigan F.C. the founders cast their eyes to the other side of Lancashire towards Oldham Athletic, who had already been playing association football for 37 years. Liking the appendage 'Athletic', the founders duly went with it thus creating 'Wigan Athletic'.

It then dawned on the mostly inbred founders that a nickname for the club was required. "Oi, woz Oldham's nickname?" they were heard to grunt. Before long the question was answered that Oldham used the then unique nickname: 'The Latics'. Having already stolen the appendage 'Athletic' the simple founders decided it was best to also call themselves 'The Latics' rather than rack their primitive brains for an alternative.

Finally, what colours to play in? By this stage the founders of 'Wigan Athletic' were weary having spent weeks learning how to spell 'Athletic', stopping only to fellate their cousins. Naturally they couldn't decide and so looked once more at their proud neighbours Oldham, playing in their fantastic blue and white and opted for the same. Incredibly one of the founders, it has been documented, then heaved and spat the words, "Put a bit o' green in't kit so wi luke a bit t'original like." The exertion of such a brainstorm caused this founder to become catatonic and he later died.
"Hey Mike, I've just found someone's bank statement! I'm going to absolutely Wigan Athletic them.."

"Have you seen the way Jane Wigan Athletic's Bernadette's style?"

"Right, who left that massive Wigan Athletic in the toilet?"
by MacOAFC January 30, 2009
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Wogans

A unique breed found in Australia, the average Wogan is something of a hybrid between a bogan, a wog and a wigger.
Wogan is the term used for people, often of Greek, Italian or similar descent, who are obsessed with crappy cars and dress in brands like Adidas, Eminem, Holden or Fubu, often decked out in bling. One celebrity example of a Wogan is Ali G. Likely to be heard saying things such as 'Fully Sick Moite!!'
Person 1: Ugh, check out those guys in that blinged up Commodore over there.
Person 2: Yuck, what wogans.
by Trinkletty November 18, 2005
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wegasm

When both partners achieve orgasm at the same time. A simultaneous orgasm.

We + orgasm= wegasm
Joe and Karen finally had a wegasm last night when they were making love.
by igimaj March 27, 2011
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wegahta

A name coming from Eritrea/Ethiopia, meaning "dawn", "break of dawn", or "sunrise". Beautiful, fun, charismatic, hilarious, kind, warm, generous, caring, intelligent, talented, creative, wonderful, and so many words to describe Wegahta! She is always willing to go out of her way for the people she loves and even for people she hardly even knows! Humanitarian and creative, her gifts are meant to be shared with the world. A truly blessed individual and anyone who encounters her bright spirit, is blessed to know her!
Damian: "Woah, who's that girl over there?"
Sebastian: "That's Wegahta, shes the best"
by gameboy101 October 6, 2020
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