Weedbrain

Somebody who's past use of weed has affected the way their brain functions in a detrimental way often resulting in "weedbrain" moments where they will often spout nonsense for an extended duration of time until ultimately throwing a fit when realizing their wrong

Aaron: "Yeah, I drink on occasion."
Jacob: "Bro, alcohol is way worse than weed."
Aaron: "What, stop being a weedbrain bro."

by Sir Leviathan IV of Chernobyl April 20, 2020

Weedwarp

1. When you lose track of time while high on marijuana.

2. When you space out and become non verbal while high on marijuana.

1. I got caught in a weedwarp while sitting at a red light that seemed to last 10 minutes, but actually only lasted 2 minutes.

2. My friends thought something was wrong when I stopped talking. I assured them it was merely a weedwarp and announced “I’m back!” After coming out of it.

by Jay Bee Jigglesworth July 12, 2020

Weedagasm

An Orgasm during a smoke-up session.

That Was one Killer Weedagasm!

by DingBong February 26, 2009

weedasaurous-rex

One who smokes the amount weed that is the size of a meal for a T-Rex dinosaur. or someone that is very big and fat that smokes a lot of weed.

HOLY SHIT!!! look at that huge weedasaurous-rex !!!!!

by stonedmothafucka420 September 27, 2009

weedtarded

A temporary but profoundly altered state of consciousness achieved through the ingestion of special medicinal herbs.

What a rough day. Time to get weedtarded and chill out.

by Weedtarded February 13, 2009

WeedTard

Someone that is retarded about weed.

Kyle is such a WeedTard

by Microsoft Freek/Sony Fanboy Killer January 15, 2006

weetard

Vertically and mentally challenged.

"He is so stupid, if he were any shorter I'd call him weetard."

by J.Teezy November 28, 2009