turned on the waterworks

English slang for crocodile tears. Crying on request. This can be turned on and off like a proverbial waterworks (faucet, tap, sprinklers).

This offense is normally committed by chicks. Also seen from football soccer players when they're trying to con a referee.

She turned on the waterworks. Her moms was totally convinced.

Eg:2 After being dumped she turned on the waterworks, she didn't love him, it was the lifestyle that she craved.

Eg:3 Cristiano Ronaldo won a penalty for Real Madrid, as the referee aproached he turned on the waterworks, and immediately writhed in pain, and rolled for 3 spins. Miraculously, when it came to taking the penalty, he was ok.

by fr3kysnail February 24, 2012

waterpick

1. A small plastic nozzle which shoots a stream of water between your teeth to remove food particles. A high-tech version of dental floss.

2. What my former roommate used to use to masterbate with. She could really get off with it.

1. (after eating popcorn) I used the waterpick to remove the popcorn kernals stuck between my teeth.

2. You should have heard her scream as she 'picked her clit'.

by 6irl5cout August 22, 2008

waterworks

When somebody starts balling their eyes out crying. Probably because your an insensitive jerk =)

oh boy... here come the waterworks

by Percy!!!! June 11, 2006

Water Park Creep

One of the many forms of "creepers", a faction of pedophiles. Regarded as the "creepiest" of creepers, they get thier name for being those awkward old men you avoid at public water parks and pools. The creep factor stems from their almost see-through bathing suite,unhumanly hairy body, coke bottle glasses, heavy breathing and the fact that they are at the kiddy pool but don't have children. Be aware to not make eye contact with them or accept candy from them. They are often seen wearing water shoes and driving 1983 Chevy Astros and if they ask you to help them find their non-existant lost puppy RUN!

"I went to the YMCA and lurching around the mushroom pool was this total Water Park Creep and he asked me to help him find his puppy."

by OperationOposition April 30, 2009

Waterparks

Waterparks is an amazing band and there most recent album is greatest hits.

Waterparks is an amazing band with Great songs

by 💙Larry💚 September 4, 2021

Water Park Girl

If she a water park girl then she probably live in Arizona or Nevada, is ugly to mediocre, sucks off guys in movie theatre bathrooms, gives handies in community jacuzzis that aren't her's, loves the movie Triple Dog, has a best friend shaped like the mystery yogurt in your grandmas fridge, constantly looks like she's about to walk into her 8th grade dance, has a water proof iPhone case, can often be found with a juicy drop pop, and frequents the water park EVERY weekend

Todd: Daaaaamn, Britney is sooooo hot bro
Damian: Nah bruh, she a water park girl
Todd: Whats that mean?
Damian: It mean stay away

by Cobi June 19, 2016

Buffalo waterback bitch

A buffalo water back bitch is usually described as a fairly large woman with questionable hygiene and loose morals. Their hair is usually greasy and never brushed but tangled into a messy ponytail. They usually dress in raggedy clothes with holes and stains but has one or two outfits that she rotates when she goes to places other than the dollar general or the Walmarts. A buffalo water back bitches town clothes are usually a couple of sizes too small and very uncomfortable. Even though she looks like a can of busted biscuits the buffalo bitch always thinks she looks good and surprising enough self esteem levels are usually higher than should be. Buffalo back water bitches are usually best suited for loud mouth mongaloids who always crack lame jokes and think they are funny.

Did you know most Buffalo waterback bitches come from Arkansas ?

by Waterhead N Fireman September 15, 2019