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A technique used to make godless rag head terrorists tell the truth. Drowning is simulated to make the subject feel they are about to die; thereby telling the truth to save their skins.
Soldier1: "Waterboard that mother fucker so that lives may be saved."
Soldier2: "Waterboarding sure did save a bunch of lives today"
by Frank the Frowner January 4, 2008
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to ram ones cock down a girls throat going balls deep while she slams a huge dildo in her pussy and when you are about to cum you shoot the load down her throat not letting her breath
werent you waterboarding that bitch last night
by ass taint April 3, 2010
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1. A form of enhanced interrogation used by CIA Operators with some success.

2. Masturbating in the shower.

3. Having sex in the shower.

4. Pouring water over the giver's head while recieving oral sex.
Yo man... I had to resort to waterboarding _____ to find the WMDs.
by pittcat08 October 2, 2009
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Rapidly endless talking (usually, about nothing) to the point of totally overwhelming the other party. Can be used as a manipulative control mechanism.
Person 1: Blaaaaah, blah, blah, blah, bbbbblaaaaaah, blah, blahaaah. And so I told them blahaaa, blah, blaha, blaha, blaaaah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh, and did you know that blaaaaaaah, blah, blah....and blah, blah, blah....

Person 2: *OMG...WTF...good grief...yawn* Hey, will you please stfu?

Person 1 is waterboarding person 2 by talking way too much.
by miss kimmie March 6, 2010
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The act of the educating system turning a fun activity, piece of literature or music, or another thing, into something boring by forcing it upon kids, resulting in them hating it, based upon the idiom "You can take a horse to water, but you can't make it drink, but if you waterboard the horse, it definitely won't drink"
"Schools do a lot of waterboarding with 1984, I really enjoyed it when I just reread it, but I hated it in highschool"
by yeetusmcwheatus February 27, 2021
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Waterboard (Verb)

To urinate into the open mouth of a struggling EMO girl as her head dangles over the edge of an table/bed/sofa.

Advanced option: Elevate victims feet then Skull fuck until climax, Continue to Gullet rape her with your semi erect, over sensitive penis until you piss/come again.
Dude, John's waterboarding that skanky Emo in your room
by Rogue pig June 22, 2011
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Waterboardin'

Euphemism for oral sex, it is not gender specific
"d00d, you see that girl, I heard she is an expert at waterboardin'"
by Rev. Valerie Rothschild April 23, 2008
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