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Junk Watcher

A girl who is caught looking at a man's package on a consistent basis
Yusef: How come everytime I see her she lookin at my package?
Dixon: That's cause she a little junk watcher.
by varrod April 18, 2010
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Distressed Watcher

A internet celebrity whore who fails at reviewing trailers (basically commercials) for movies.

Also can be used to describe someone who is excessively nitpicky about the most pointless and uneventful reasons in a jarring, loud and irritating voice and rants about said insignificance for multiple times longer than the duration of said act.
Dude, stop being a Distressed Watcher, complaining about the 3 second rising sun in that movie trailer, for the last 10 minutes. It's not a big deal and you're not funny!
by SchuminWebdotcom November 3, 2009
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party watcher

Relating someone to the type of person that goes to a party and just watches.
1. John! Its just a quiz! Instead of studying just come chill with me. Fine you party watcher
2. I can't believe Sue goes to work 45 minutes early everyday, shes such a party watcher!
3. Omg! You're so lame you party watcher!
by Calderon August 6, 2014
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Shaft Watcher

One of the odd people who you catch gazing intently at your crotch, also known as a Crotch Watcher, sometimes hot women do this, which is acceptable, however sometimes you catch an old man staring at your package on the bus, that isn't cool
TOM: Dude, look at that Shaft Watcher.
ERIC: WTF are you on about?
TOM: Go on urban dictionary you noob
ERIC: Oh I get it now, lets toe him in.
by Barneszilla May 15, 2010
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whale watcher

Jon won't hit on Alison because he's pretty sure she's a whale watcher.
by whale watcher October 10, 2014
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serial watcher

A person who likes to binge on TV series. Watches American TV series in marathon sessions usually on Netflix or on DVD sets. Is likely to know multiple quotes, is passionate about the characters and takes the TV series very seriously. Can watch the same series multiple times and has an opinion on which production season is the best.
"Where's Tom?"
"Oh you know, he's a serial watcher. He's locked in his room watching Breaking Bad for the hundreth time."
by Team Spruce January 28, 2015
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Anime watcher

An “ anime watcher “ is as literal as can be, someone who watches (and enjoys) anime

A weeaboo (shortened to “ weeb “)is someone who defames their own culture (and every other culture), but hold the Japanese culture and people on a pedestal- often incorporating a few Japanese words such as “baka” “kawaii” “desu” into their sentences

An otaku is a Japanese “geek”. An otaku doesn’t necessarily have to be obsessed with anime (most otaku that like anime don’t like the regular anime like “one piece” or “naruto”-a lot of Japanese like those- an anime otaku regularly loves anime targeted for children younger than the age of 10), anyone with immense interest in something to the extent they become obsessed with it is an otaku, like a “pc otaku,” “maid otaku,” “railway otaku,” for example

Non-Japanese people that watch, enjoy, love (etc.) anime respectably do not need an alias. A lot of people often misuse the words “weeb” and “otaku” (with the most popular right now being the misuse of “weeb”). We should just be referred to as “anime watchers”- it’s simple, literal, logical, straight forward, and can’t be misunderstood
Person A: “bro, I just watched a YouTube video, and I now understand the difference- I’m a weeb, not a weeaboo or an otaku”

Person B: “you’re none of the above. Why is there such a misconception around this? You just love anime, you’re an anime watcher”

Person A: “aiit, it’s cool, no need to get all pissy on me lol”
by Random person on the internett January 25, 2022
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