A "Wasteland" is an alternate name for a Butt-hole, Rectum, Anus, Rusty Sheriff's Badge or Chocolate Start fish. It is generally dark, dank, smelly and moist.
Welcome to my wasteland where you will hear my thunder, see my lightening, and feel my wrath imposed upon you.
by Ameri-Do-Te January 8, 2016
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She lives in the wastelands to avoid paying city taxes, and drives in every weekend, doors locked, to go to the club.
by Mel May 13, 2005
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A wastelander is a term used for anyone living on the US(rather Canadian) territory, inspired by a post-apocalyptic game series, Fallout. According to those games, after a nuclear war current US territory would be a wasted land with no trees or pure water, inhabited by ghouls, mutants and chinks.
—Why hello there wastelander, whatcha doin in our neck of the... well, what do you want?
—Hello my canuck friend. I was searching for a tree, a green one, for my studies. Do you have trees in your lands?
—No, thanks to you and commies! All we have is nuclear snow desert.
—Hello my canuck friend. I was searching for a tree, a green one, for my studies. Do you have trees in your lands?
—No, thanks to you and commies! All we have is nuclear snow desert.
by Cure-eeos. June 28, 2009
Get the Wastelander mug.(Invented by Kat Timpf on Gutfeld!): a city or county or locale falling apart specifically due to the buffoonishly idiotic government policies and the 3 plagues of social work
A liberal city like Portland (Oregon), Seattle or San Francisco, will be a perfect example of a modern,liberal, littered tyrannical wasteland.
Since crime isn't included in the 3 plagues of social work, Chicago and New York City are not in my definition of littered tyrannical wasteland, at least not for now.
Since crime isn't included in the 3 plagues of social work, Chicago and New York City are not in my definition of littered tyrannical wasteland, at least not for now.
by Sexydimma June 5, 2021
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by Day-day Despres June 26, 2020
Get the Karren wasteland mug.Mostly done in the ass, the male fucks the female from behind. The man grabs dirt and rocks and rubs it against her body. The female must start shitting on the males dick while the man puts rocks and dirt on the shit stains of his cock. Then goes into a 69 position, the man eats the girls shit and dirty ass while the woman sucks the shit rubbed and dirty cock.
Male 1: "Man what's the Dirty Wastelander"
Male 2: 'You don't want to fucking know"
*Male 2 is chewing shit, dirt and rocks*
Male 2: "but I'd recommend it"
Male 2: 'You don't want to fucking know"
*Male 2 is chewing shit, dirt and rocks*
Male 2: "but I'd recommend it"
by SSG host July 6, 2021
Get the Dirty Wastelander mug.I just finished reading 'Wasteland'. It was actually really depressing in a sense. Poetically depressing. A lot of emotion coursed through those words on these pages, giving you an almost inside depth into these characters minds...at least for me anyway. Despite the short length (took me about half an hour to read), the story itself makes up for it. I can see the reason why so many summaries written about this book say its aimed for more sophisticated readers. With the authors writing style, and with the plot as well, which deals with a sensitive subject, incest, it makes the reason quite evident already. Overall, I just like the book, the idea, everything. I don't like reviews that reveals the whole plot...so, I just recommended you to read this book if you like stories with depth, and raw emotion.
by xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx April 9, 2006
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