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Wassels be what ye doth youst;

upon moonlit fjords after a sucessful pillage;

swords laid crimson with the blood of thine vanquished foe.
The King doth wake to night,
and takes his rouse,
Keepes wassels and the swaggering vpspring reeles,
And as he dreines his draughts of Renish downe,
The kettle Drum and Trumpet thus bray out
The triumph of his Pledge.

"Rejoice forthwith ye heathen! Thy enemies lie fallen; and the spoils of battle be upon thee! A youst of wassels!"
by I be Roliung, ye xefe! August 19, 2004
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A skateboarding video game by Neversoft that takes place in several different parts of Los Angeles, and also a classic mode and normal story mode. Usually referred to as "THAW".

In my silly opinion, it's good but mediocre compared to Tony hawks American Underground 2 (THUG2).
by TheLiberalWhoIsaCatholic January 28, 2009
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Wastelanding

Having sexual intercourse while playing music from the Fallout game series in the background.
"Dude, I spent last night Wastelanding." "Awesome, I always do it better to some Bob Crosby."
by Justafriend July 13, 2016
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waseela

Waseela means bae just flat out perfect any man would be amazingly lucky to have her
Man that's waseela she so sexy
by Ohdamnitsjayyy February 5, 2020
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wankel

Correction, Dr. Felix Wankel was the inventor of the ROTARY engine in the 1950's!!
Dr. Felix Wankel was the inventor of the ROTARY engine in the 1950's!!
by BIGCHUBBAY May 13, 2005
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Cultural Wasteland

A place in which people have no (or no access to) social institutions of a genuine, historically developed culture, and are thus reduced to considering the mundane or vulgar as culturally significant.
That town is a cultural wasteland; people only congregate at places like McDonald's and Walmart and consider trashy car mods and bootleg drugs to be part of their collective identity.

Man, I wish there was something to do this weekend that isn't just meaningless consumerism. What a depressing cultural wasteland.
by raphaeldelaghetto August 27, 2018
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Wassel

(Verb) To dress up like a scientist just so one can masturbate while wearing a lab coat and safety goggles.
Mike became so excited after he wasseled, he stained his saftey goggles and wiped them clean with his lab coat.
by Dr. Wassel May 27, 2003
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