Washaff

a wanker who would fuck a whales blow hole for attention

That washaff won't stfu.

by xXTribeXx March 12, 2009

Washaniki

The most random word on the whole entire earth. It can cause alcohol drinking problems in the eye, Cause horrible break ups, and rises Billy Mazes dead body from the grave and force oxyclean down your mouth.

Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend just cheated on me and now i i have that stupid alcohol drinking problem in my eye!

Guy 2: Crap im sorry, how could all this happen?

Guy 1: I said that word Washaniki.

Guy 2: You dumbass

"Billy Mazes dead body breaks in with an evil smile and shouts Buy OxyClean in the next 5 minutes and get another free, and forces oxyclean down their mouths, thus, killing them both.

by numchuk July 1, 2009

washawhore

Similar to a washashore; a person who move from the mainland to an island community, and is a whore.

"Dude, Chad totally hooked with that washawhore that works at the hospital"

by Chadtucket April 2, 2019

Mr. Washable

The greatest white rapper comedian in the world.

Yo, you hear dat new Mr. Washable track?

Yeah, that shit sucked.

I know.

by Mr. Washable February 20, 2009

WashU’d

Starting with WashU, in the 2021-2022 freshman applicant year, this is when a university’s predicted decision date is incorrect, leading students to continue waiting for their decisions. This usually increases students’ anxiety levels.

John: Did your UCSD decision come out today?
Ryan: Nah bro, I got WashU’d!

by IBStressedOut March 15, 2021

Washateria

Laundromat

Travis took his Bob Seger t-shirt to the washateria when he spilled teriyaki sauce on it.

by Shel-el-bee June 14, 2021

WashFace

When you brush your teeth and have some foamy soap on your hands and you proceed to fuck your hot af girlfriend.

Daniel: Bro i just got out the shower
HIs bro: NIce
Later
Daniel: I just gave amy a washface
HIsbro: Nigga she five?

by TheGOATofEVERYTHING! February 9, 2023