Wasabi Nigger

A Japanese Black Person

We went to a Japanese steakhouse and our waiter was a wasabi nigger.

by Harold Fitzpatrick November 6, 2010

Wasabi Effect

A phenomenon described by the sudden and rapid transference of wasabi from the inside of someone's mouth to their eye. Causes inflamation and redness of the eye.

Also known to cause a flailing of limbs, and expletive phrases to shoot forth from the subject's mouth in panic.

Subject: "I was crunching wasabi peas and one just shot out of my mouth into my eye! Fuck!"
Observer: "The Wasabi Effect in practice. Go wash your eye out."

by tristanx February 6, 2010

wasabi enema

a bad idea.

wasabi enemas hurt

by blistered colon April 9, 2010

No Ticky, No Washy

In a dry cleaner, owned by an asian dude, the quote "No Ticky No Washy" means "If you don't have the ticket (usually handed to you when you drop your dry cleaning off) then fuck off".

Nick: I forgot my ticket but I need my suit
Asian Dude: NO TICKY, NO WASHY!
Nick: But I need my suit
Asian Dude: NO TICKY, NO WASHY!

by thewolfman456 May 20, 2007

wasabado

a means of shortening the phrase, "what's up bro," originated in Durham, NC.

Person 1: "Wasabado."
Person 2: "not much, you?"

by Scott Harrison March 21, 2007

WASADOO

A greeting word that is short for "Whats Up Dude". Often yelled when seeing a close friend or walking into a crowded room.

Hey WASADOO!

by paul petrich January 17, 2011

wasaaaaaaap

Most annoying catch phrase of the new millenium. Only said when greeting someone on the phone but you have nothing to talk about. If said otherwise, it proves your idiocy.

1: Wasaaaaaaap!?
2: Wasaaaaaaaaaap!?!?
1: Wasaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!?!?
2: So, why'd you call me?
1: No reason.
2: Good gracious!
1: ... Wasaaaaaaaaaap!?
2: Wasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!?!?

Continues for hours.

by Bastardized Bottomburp December 11, 2003