wankage

leftover dried up semen from masturbation

Timmy's room was covered in wankage

by Big Frank the Tank March 8, 2016

guitar wankage

Excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.

I went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar wankage was so over the top I had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.

by Zach Amsden December 9, 2008

Wackbag

Used by Raph in TMNT

Meaning: Crazy, insane.

Raph: "We'll heal. Then we'll beat the shell out of Casey for havin' such a wackbag family."

by Casey_Jones April 22, 2006

Wackbag

Calling someone a Wackbag is calling someone a pussy or loser. It means a males ball sack. You use it to make fun of someone

Dave your such a Wackbag man, why did you pussy out!

by JmoneyNaperville October 28, 2009

Wankbeg

Term used by the Northern Irish in order to describe a male that has recently said or done something unintelligent or undesirable.

You fucking wankbeg thats a pint of Guinness you just dropped in me lap!

by Matt-eh June 3, 2005

wackbag

The term used to describe a male penis including the scrotum sack. Also used to describe someone who is a dumbass and tends to masturbate excessively.

"Dave is such a wackbag for not hooking up with that waitress the other night, she was all over his GQ ass."

"Everyday at work I can see the look in the eyes of all the Directors and Managers when the hot and busty secretary walks by and they are dreaming of hitting their wackbag underneath their desk."

"My wackbag hurts from all the pussy I have been getting."

by BTK3 July 12, 2008

wankage

to wank hard very hard very very hard like a leetmaster wanker , to wank in the metaphorical sense is bad it means you suck

supreme wankage was had last night

by NICK WHO DOES NOT LIKE MARTIN October 21, 2003