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Relative Wangster

A person(guy or girl) who thinks he or she is a gangster, because someone in their family( cousin, brother, father, etc) is part of a gang. This person is highly pathetic and brings shame upon their non-gang affiliated family members.
Here is the way you can tell if someone is a Relative Wangster.

1) He or she will act like they can beat up anyone no matter what gender they are( kind of like those girls who think and act like they can beat up any guy or girl)

2) He or she, when threatened, will say that they will get their *insert gang affiliated family member here* and that they will gang up on you

3) Finally, he or she will talk shit about people who have either already beat the crap out of them or someone who they have never fought before.
by TheTruth about People June 20, 2013
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Wangsturbate

A word made popular by Life, the Universe, and Everything (a GameFAQs private social board). An alternate word for masturbate, except replacing the beginning with the word wang.
I'm gonna wangsturbate furiously to dat pic!1111 WHOAMG!111a!
by ANTI POP 101 April 17, 2004
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Metaphorically wanking over your angst. Throwing a pity party for one, over something that isn't necessarily worth a full blown pity party. Overthinking things, creating teen emo art, but looking back at it and having a laugh about how wangsty you were.

Wangst often results in bad poems, black and white selfies by windows with rain drops on them, or other tumblr-esque art.

It is true that most great artists have gone through times of wangst, and emotional turmoil.
Bro 1: "Hey bro I noticed you were posting a lot of your own song lyrics on your blog. Is everything okay with Em?"
Bro 2: "Yeahnah things are all good. Just got a bit wangsty the other night."
Bro 1: "Wild"
by C0llincr69ig January 4, 2016
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You say you a wangster but you need to stop fronting.
by Nina January 22, 2003
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Chronic Wangular Softitude

Yo dick is like Apollo Creed in Rocky IV: it ain't never gettin back up again.
When you can't get hard for a fine skank like Delta Burke, yous got Chronic Wangular Softitude.
by Develi-what! October 27, 2006
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Sean C.

wangster!!!
if your name is Sean you are one
by Cabin 7!!! :) January 2, 2009
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Wingsuit (base) jumping

Similar to base jumping, but instead of freefalling, the diver is equipped with flaps below their arms and between their legs. The diver then "flies" around similar to a flying squirrel. Most wingsuit jumpers attempt to fly as close to the cliff/wall as possible.
Guy 1 - Hey, we're going to the Alps to go wingsuit (base) jumping... you wanna come?
Guy 2 - Hell ya, we'll be flying like sqirrels!
by ThisWasTheLastNameLeft January 25, 2009
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