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walmart fabio

A “man”, who prides himself on his long, greasy hair, and on telling women how they should look, think, and act. He (gravely) mistakens himself as God’s gift to women.
A Casanova?!? *laugh out loud* No, he’s just a Walmart Fabio.
by Billifer February 23, 2019
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walmart boobs

Breast implants that are so fake and cheap looking that they look like they came from Walmart.
Look at Jessica, she went to get plastic surgery so her boyfriend would stop watching porn, and now she has walmart boobs.
by p1534 May 16, 2009
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Walmart

A store widely criticized for its practice of crushing local businesses and for its questionable employment practices.

The only way to destroy a Walmart is to destroy its heart which is found somewhere near the television department
Mr. Garrison: Boys, you did it! You killed the Wall*Mart!
Gerald: How did you do it, Kyle?
Kyle: All Wall*Marts start a self-destruction sequence if you break a mirror in the back.

(Taken from South Park's Walmart spoof "Something Wall-Mart comes this way".)
by Harvey Brown February 5, 2010
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Walmart Rental

Buying something from walmart to use for awhile, and then return after you're done.
Person A: Are you going camping this weekend?
Person B: I don't have a sleeping bag.
Person A: Oh, just get it on Walmart Rental, and grab a cooler too.
Person B: Oh yeah, I'll just buy it and return it next Monday.
by Douglass The First September 20, 2009
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Walmart Woman

A woman, typically a sizable one who shops at Walmart and shows the common signs of obesity. Usually sits in those scooter wheelchairs and yells to the top of her lungs if she does not get her way.
Person 1: "Hey go grab some Doritos from the shelves down there"
Person 2: "Can't, there's a damn Walmart Woman blocking the aisle"
Person 1: "Let's go move her"
Person 2: "Excuse me ma'am but can I troubl-"
Person 1: "You damn Walmart Woman, Why did you eat him!"
Walmart Woman: "Arrrggghhnnn"
by thechickengoesquack June 13, 2015
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Walmart Feet

The type of feet that have a permanent residue on them as if they have been walking through Walmart without shoes on.
Friend 1: "Becky Sue lets her kids run through Walmart without any shoes on!"

Friend 2: "I bet they have Walmart Feet."
by khobama April 1, 2009
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Walmart table

A defective piece of furniture probably purchased at Walmart (under a hundred dollars)
Im really on a budget, i should just buy a Walmart table. (Says Kat)
by Gabe flete July 15, 2006
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