A “man”, who prides himself on his long, greasy hair, and on telling women how they should look, think, and act. He (gravely) mistakens himself as God’s gift to women.
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A store widely criticized for its practice of crushing local businesses and for its questionable employment practices.
The only way to destroy a Walmart is to destroy its heart which is found somewhere near the television department
The only way to destroy a Walmart is to destroy its heart which is found somewhere near the television department
Mr. Garrison: Boys, you did it! You killed the Wall*Mart!
Gerald: How did you do it, Kyle?
Kyle: All Wall*Marts start a self-destruction sequence if you break a mirror in the back.
(Taken from South Park's Walmart spoof "Something Wall-Mart comes this way".)
Gerald: How did you do it, Kyle?
Kyle: All Wall*Marts start a self-destruction sequence if you break a mirror in the back.
(Taken from South Park's Walmart spoof "Something Wall-Mart comes this way".)
by Harvey Brown February 5, 2010
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Person B: I don't have a sleeping bag.
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Person B: Oh yeah, I'll just buy it and return it next Monday.
Person B: I don't have a sleeping bag.
Person A: Oh, just get it on Walmart Rental, and grab a cooler too.
Person B: Oh yeah, I'll just buy it and return it next Monday.
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Get the Walmart Rental mug.A woman, typically a sizable one who shops at Walmart and shows the common signs of obesity. Usually sits in those scooter wheelchairs and yells to the top of her lungs if she does not get her way.
Person 1: "Hey go grab some Doritos from the shelves down there"
Person 2: "Can't, there's a damn Walmart Woman blocking the aisle"
Person 1: "Let's go move her"
Person 2: "Excuse me ma'am but can I troubl-"
Person 1: "You damn Walmart Woman, Why did you eat him!"
Walmart Woman: "Arrrggghhnnn"
Person 2: "Can't, there's a damn Walmart Woman blocking the aisle"
Person 1: "Let's go move her"
Person 2: "Excuse me ma'am but can I troubl-"
Person 1: "You damn Walmart Woman, Why did you eat him!"
Walmart Woman: "Arrrggghhnnn"
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Friend 1: "Becky Sue lets her kids run through Walmart without any shoes on!"
Friend 2: "I bet they have Walmart Feet."
Friend 2: "I bet they have Walmart Feet."
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