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Warner Chilcott

Warner Chilcott is a drug company who recently increased their medication prices from $50 to $600 without notifying any of the doctors who prescribe such medicine. The low price of $50 was part of a deal that was to expire on April Fool's day 2011 (obviously as part of a joke to its customers) but the deal was cancelled four months before the expiration date. This angered many people, including Hank Green, a youtuber and nerdfighter. Green called his subscribers to help bombard the CEO of Warner Chilcott, Roger Boissonneault, with emails about the incident.

To Warner Chilcott someone is to go back on your word. To convince someone you will do one thing, but later, do the opposite.
We need to say to these companies that it's not okay for them to Warner Chilcott us like that.
by Loyal Nerdfighter January 26, 2011
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jizz-wailer

Found in the Star Wars universe most notably in the Return of the Jedi. A jizz-wailer is a musician who plays a fast, contemporary, upbeat style of music.
(1) "Man that Jizz-Wailer can really shred".

(2) "I had a band of Jizz-Wailers play at my wedding".
by starwarsgeek March 10, 2010
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Weiner Poop

The grossest poop of all.
"Why are we here?" Douglas cried, as poop came out his weiner, in a long, thin strip. It was . . . weiner poop -
by HCGATOR07 April 20, 2010
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Warner Music Group

See Fascist or hitler

1. A music company that blames people for stealing music when they clearly aren't.
2. The Dictators of Youtube.
3. A greedy music company that wants people to use their gay music. When they don't, their video gets muted and are forced to use their music.
Person 1: Dude, the Warner Music Group just disabled my audio on my video on Youtube.

Person 2: What did you do?

Person 1: THATS WHAT I'M ASKING!
by Puffthecarrier1 September 20, 2010
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Weiner's window

Dramatic use of faux symbolism in which a show writer drops so many "symbols" that turn out to be red herrings that the characters themselves show disgust. The phrase itself references Season 5 of the popular American TV show "Mad Men" in which window symbolism was heavily employed throughout the season, ultimately culminating with a nude Roger Sterling literally mooning the audience in front of a large Manhattan apartment window.

Whereas Chekhov's gun dictates that objects, actors and actions should be used cleverly and for a reason, Weiner's window dictates that none of that matters. What does matter is the show writer's smugness and lack of empathy for the show's loyal fanbase.

An important distinctionbbetween Bay's helicopter and Weiner's window is that a work employing the former technique will actually be entertaining while the latter will not.
TV Critic 1: "Did you notice that color of Don Draper's vase is bright orange? It could symbolize 60s changing morality, the Beatles arriving at Shea Stadium, or sex."

TV Critic 2: "Or it could just be another fucking Weiner's window. I hate this fucking show. Let's watch Breaking Bad."
by djwellies November 9, 2012
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WeinerGuard

A filter for your phone, computer, tablet to block Anthony Weiner from sending pics, talking to you.
I had to put the WeinerGuard chat filter on my daughter's phone. He kept trying to sext her and send her pics.
by Freonman2018 April 2, 2019
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Waiter Gods

Waiter Gods are the all knowing, unseen entities who control the ebb and flow of the great tip continuum. They are mysterious and unknowable ,but their wrath can be swift, cruel, and could possibly prevent you from makeing rent this month. As their name implies their dominian of power is over Waiters, but also has been know to effect assistant managers and unscrupulous bus boys.
If one whos income is dependant upon tips is themself a bad tipper then the Waiter Gods insure that mere spare change shall be returned to them with increaseing frequency. If the blasphemer does not repent he can expect to get screwed out of nights and weekends too. The Hindu religion refers to this as Karma, but this is naive and underscores the true power of the Waiter Gods.
Paul totally scamed that waitress at Applebee's last night, but the Waiter Gods made sure that the eight top on table 14 left ,like, six bucks.
by angryboy July 23, 2006
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