Someone who thinks they are funny, usually the class clown. Someone about whom it would be said "there's always one..." when they make a wisecrack.
by Flash Wilson June 18, 2004
Some wag in the artworld once said that sculpture is what you trip over in a gallery when you step back to get a better view of a painting.
by Geoff September 14, 2003
The consequence of eating food at Wagoner Dining Hall at the University of North Carolina at Wilmington. Symptoms include but are not limited to: diarrhea, cramping, nausea, vomiting, hallucinations, food coma, delusions, etc.
Person 1: "What's the matter with you man?"
Person 2: "Dude I ate the tacos and now I have the Wags".
Person 2: "Dude I ate the tacos and now I have the Wags".
by The Infamous Hubes August 23, 2011
by legendryAuthor August 20, 2015
The act of removing one's penis and flopping it around in a non-sexual way with one's bros. Wagging is considered to be a fraternal action and sexual arousal is not intended. If someone does become aroused whilst wagging, it is not considered polite to notice.
by Roger Bones January 30, 2011
by pj November 22, 2004