wag

Someone who thinks they are funny, usually the class clown. Someone about whom it would be said "there's always one..." when they make a wisecrack.

Some wag sitting behind me laughed at his own joke. Nobody else did.

by Flash Wilson June 18, 2004

WAG

A coiner of clever terms or phrases, or an observer of new meanings to a term or phrase

Some wag in the artworld once said that sculpture is what you trip over in a gallery when you step back to get a better view of a painting.

by Geoff September 13, 2003

The Wags

The consequence of eating food at Wagoner Dining Hall at the University of North Carolina at Wilmington. Symptoms include but are not limited to: diarrhea, cramping, nausea, vomiting, hallucinations, food coma, delusions, etc.

Person 1: "What's the matter with you man?"
Person 2: "Dude I ate the tacos and now I have the Wags".

by The Infamous Hubes August 25, 2011

WAG

What A Genius. A term used to denote a person of great intellect.

Ramiz: Are you a WAG?
Pleasure: Nooooo

by legendryAuthor September 29, 2015

Wag

The act of removing one's penis and flopping it around in a non-sexual way with one's bros. Wagging is considered to be a fraternal action and sexual arousal is not intended. If someone does become aroused whilst wagging, it is not considered polite to notice.

We watched the football game, and then we wagged for a bit.

by Roger Bones February 19, 2011

Wag

uberleet to the maximum.

I like this band! this band is wag!

by "C.C" September 26, 2005

wag

To shake one's penis at another person.

Wes got drunk and was wagging his dick at passing cars.

by pj November 22, 2004