wiggle waggle

slang for calling something cool, peng, epic etc

oh that weather is pretty wiggle waggle

by jacob.jacoby.jacobson June 23, 2019

Hand Waggle

Hand job

We didn't go all the way, but I got a quick hand waggle in the car.

by Russell Moobs March 19, 2020

The Tail Always Waggles

A phrase used to describe why you have a massive erection. This is mainly used to describe a bad habit of getting an erection whenever you see a female, even if they're not very attractive. The term comes from a comparison of a canine's tail "waggling" whenever it sees a bitch (a female dog). When a person asks about it, you simply say this phrase, and they will understand.

Dude: "Woah! What's that in your pants?!"

Brandon: "I'm sorry... The tail always waggles."

by The Tail Always Waggles March 14, 2009

dick waggling contest

Any event where males try to prove their worth by comparing their (often irrelevant) possessions/attributes, especially when size is involved. Good examples are the comparisons of engine or salary sizes. This meaning originates from the idea that he whose penis is larger is superior; primitive males would 'waggle their dicks' to show whose was bigger.

Reporter: President Johnson, why are we still fighting the war in Vietnam?
LBJ: (unzips his fly, draws out his substantial organ): This is why!
Onlooker 1: Dude, that guy just whipped it out like LBJ! It's like the whole war is just a big dick waggling contest!
Onlooker 2: That IS LBJ, fool.

by Benny Singles December 8, 2007

blue waggle

A common term in the hood us to describe a verry swollen penis

A girl you wanna get down with him hell no he got a blue waggle.

by Logan segueing August 12, 2015

Waggle My Wiggle

Usually used most in against or to describe the feared and infamous Toe Shwiggler

Guy 1: "hey Alan my big toe feels wet, what the hell!!!"

Alan: "WAGGLE MY WIGGLE"

EXAMPLE 2

Guy 1: "MY PARROTS PREGNANT!!!"

Guy 2: WAGGLE MY WIGGLE

by hyperchicken licking September 20, 2023

Waggles

Whenever you go and eat at the wagoner dining hall of UMCW, you’ll get a butterfly effect called the waggles. For some, it’s sheer pain and torture on the toilet, for others, you might just feel unwell. Either way, you got the waggles.

Ahh fuck, it’s sunday again and fisher’s closed! Guess it’s time to enjoy my waggles, from wagoner.

by Johnny Sin September 29, 2021