Waffle

a hard piece of crust in which Monkies are driven mad so they started a war with them.

Ulno is the king of the Waffles.

by gwe February 11, 2003

Waffle

Appearance:Fried hair from straightening&dying;wear oversized hoop earrings,too much bronzer&oily eyeliner,glittery lip plumper;have shirts so tight you can see the outline of their belly button rings;wear pushup bras 1 size too big with so much padding they feel like tennis balls;wear tight Hollister t-shirts or "waffle" material henleys that always show cleavage;they always sport jeans that are light faded wash&so tight you can see the outline of their g-strings;wear light colored Sperrys;wear perfume that is sickeningly sweet(example-Cotton Candy Bubble Gum Icing)
Characteristics:Always surrounded by others of its kind,waffles calls their friends "bitch","betch","slut","ho","whore","skank" as terms of love;use the acronyms O.M.G.,G.T.F.O.,W.T.F.,S.T.F.U.,etc.;draw pictures with magic markers in huge bubble letters for their "bitches";never educated on fashion,music,world events,or culture(a waffle wouldn't know Christian Louboutin from Marc Jacobs);they like pop music&pretending they are badass for listening to it;they edit their pictures with hearts or mainstream song lyrics or "i luv my bf 4eva";waffles have phone covers that say things like "princess";Myspace profiles covered in neon&their about me's say"I HATE drama";they secretely all want to be Pussycat Dolls;they either date many boys for short periods of time or date one boy long term but may cheat on him or be cruel to him;they are always mean to other girls&thrive on non-physical fights;they also cry&whine

Guy:Oh man I was messing with this girl and her hoop earrings kept getting stuck in her frizzy hair and her glittery bronzer got all over my face and I want to throw up from her Cotton Candy Bubble Gum Icing perfume.

Other Guy:Dude,that's what happens when you get with waffles....

by Nolliemarie February 5, 2010

Waffle

These are what you call fanny flaps.

Girl trips up, got no knickers on. legs in the air. Bloke:Man did you see her waffle then?

by Karat April 29, 2003

Waffle

when you are having sex you poop on the chest of your partner and then swat it with a tennis racket

"my boyfriend is into some weird fetishes, he wanted to waffle last night"

by chase hahn March 30, 2008

Waffle

A vagina. It is a place for the choked chicken.

She called and asked me to help her make chicken and waffles

by ITSecKitty March 29, 2019

Waffle

adj. awesome, fantastic, fuckin' great.
The antithesis of pancake.
Origin: His Holiness Sean McSean

I banged her and it was waffle!

by Gabriel Mas August 30, 2003

Waffle

The waffle-shaped bottom of a Red Wing (or other) workboot.

Don't make me put this size 13 waffle on your neck!

by Spot May 4, 2004