Waddle

1. A form of walking, popular among ducks attempting to buy grapes from lemonade stands.

2. Walking like a duck, with short steps and a clumsy swaying motion.

Examples:
1. Then he waddled away, waddle waddle...

2. Timmy walked with a waddle.

by Ryuuma November 15, 2012

Tactical Waddle

To tactically waddle with shit ridden boxers to the laundry room and grab some toilet paper to wipe thy ass with

Kramos had a tactical waddle last night when no one was home.

by Echoroth September 19, 2015

baddle of wadder

the american pronunciation of "bottle of watter"

bill: harry can you get me a baddle of wadder
harry: you mean a bo'oh o wa'er?

by TheFlagKing February 20, 2022

waddle bitch

a fat woman who waddles when she walks. These women tend to be pushy and complete bitches who think their shit does not stink.

Look at that waddle bitch! She's going straight for the buffet! Waddle bitch, waddle!!!

by Luke Floan February 23, 2008

waddle of shame

The awkward pants-around-your-ankles shuffle you are forced to do when the last person didn't replace the toilet paper and the spares are far out of reach.

Curse you brother for forcing the waddle of shame upon me! Replace the toilet paper when you finish the roll!

by liliawhisper April 8, 2015

turd waddle

The act of waddling - with pants down around the ankles - from one public bathroom stall to the next in search of paper with which to clean the poo from ones unwiped poopchute. This movement is typically used when a tiny piece of turd neglected to dislodge itself from said rusty balloon knot and their is little more than one square of shit ticket left in said stall and the person that has performed the shit wants not to incur a skid mark on their undergarments.

Ahmed is such a dipshit, he should know by now that the county is fiscally challenged and made a cognisant decision to forego toilet paper in all county schools, oh well I guess I will have inform Mrs Parrymore that he will be late to class again due to his 2 hour turd waddle

by cornfritter October 22, 2010

Waddlecow

A large, fat woman who often smells of fish and cheap perfume due to her inability to properly wash herself and her use of in expensive scents to cover up the odors. Often goes through cycles of over eating and dieting with little results. A female hippopotogut.

Trying to get around the waddlecow on the stairs proved to be a fruitless exercise. Instead I was stuck behind her as she slowly lumbered up the stairs. Despite being up wind of her, her odor was near lethal.

by Budsperson August 3, 2010