console wars

The seemingly neverending battle over which gaming console is supreme among all the others.

In the past, the console wars were between Nintendo and Sega, but nowadays, the three main competitors are Sony with the Playstation 2, Nintendo with the Gamecube, and Microsoft with the XBox.

It's really not that big an issue, but since some people love to argue over inane topics, the console wars rage on.

"Man, did you hear? Sony's releasing the PS3!"

"Just another contender in the console wars.

by Mephianse September 8, 2004

Star Wars fans

1. People who enjoy watching a movie/show, reading a comic/book, or playing a video game that is part of the Star Wars franchise.

2. A group of toxic people who are always arguing over many Star Wars topics, such as the prequels, Jar-Jar Binks, The Last Jedi and Ben Swolo.

Person 1: I have a bad feeling about this.

Person 2: Not to worry, we are still flying half a ship.

Person 2: Ah, you must be Star Wars fans.

by wrjm2003 November 3, 2019

Warkster

A Newark hipster

Did you see all those Warksters at the coffee shop?

by mightberobot November 26, 2011

Wakasa

Jumps out window in the middle of school.

Woah he just pulled a wakasa

by Agayhoe June 6, 2018

Warish

To heal. A word resurrected from obsolescence for Ultimate Victory in the Information War.

I'm building a war chest of medicine with which to warish the world. (War is short for warish.)

by Medicine Owl June 12, 2021

The Star Wars Holiday Special

The Star Wars Holiday Special is the greatest cinematic creation in all existence. Free to watch on YouTube, you will never find a better way to spend an hour and thirty-seven minutes of your day. Every aspect of the godly film is pure inspiration. That includes the masterful dialogue of the Wookiees, the amazing and delightful new characters such as Lumpy and Itchy, and even the four beautiful songs intertwined within the movie. When it was initially released, critics gave it a low score due to the fact that they were unable to comprehend the immense intricacies of the cinematography. It is often not included with the rest of the Star Wars franchise because of its extreme glory. It was so glorious that it was deemed one of the most dangerous movies of all time when it first premiered. This was because of its tendency to cause viewers to ascend to a new form of existence in alternate dimensions. Most hard copies of this film have been destroyed, however, it has been permanently imprinted on the internet for anyone lucky enough to watch. Overall, this movie is undoubtedly the most ambitious project ever attempted by man and simply the pinnacle of all creations made by humankind.

The Star Wars Holiday Special: a cinematic masterpiece.

by NileCrocodile August 2, 2020

The Great Galactic Wars

The Great Galactic wars were a conflict between the Reptilian/Draconian E.T's and the Lyrans, and the Galactic Federation that lasted millions of years, and ended millions of years ago. The war started because the Reptilians wanted to colonize the same planets and they encountered the feline race -Lyrans from Vega, Lyra constellation. The Reptilians wanted to enslave everyone in the Universe,Enslave Lyrans, and occupy them. But the war later became a war between the Light and the Dark, the Reptilians, supported the idea of Service to self while Lyrans-service to others. In that horrible times, many of Lyrans were brutally murdered, seperated, enslaved, but many good warriors also rose. The Reptilians were low-vibrational beings, they act like animals , make jokes about murder sometimes while fighting, and are ruled by their animalistic impulses. Throughout the war a few planets in the Lyra constellation were destroyed. Fortunely, the war ended , the Reptilians still aren't serving the light (some if them are and they rebelled) and are just neutral. Some of them are evil.

- did you fight in The Great Galactic Wars in your past life?
- Yes, I did. The war left a big mark on my soul and my personality. It's tearing me apart every day.

by t00c00lforscho00l March 22, 2022