WWJD

Abbreviation of "What would Jesus do?" Intended to serve as a reminder to Christians that Jesus Christ should be the model for their morality. Very popular among people who are too stupid to know the answer to the question.

Jesus would drink beer, watch NASCAR, and own as many shotguns as the law allowed.

by Fmuh January 5, 2005

WWJD

Acronym for the popular phrase "Who Wants Jelly Doughnuts."

People often display thier doughnut pride by wearing WWJD bracelets.

by Ahzriell November 8, 2002

WWRJD

What Would Republican Jesus Do?

If you see a poor person on the street and they ask for a bit of change, ask yourself "WWRJD?"

by Lauren E. October 3, 2006

WWJD

Acronym for "Who would Jesus Do"

Basically asking the question "would jesus hit that?"

Ex.
Kris: WWJD?
me: your mom.

by who_would_jesus_do May 9, 2009

WWJD

We Want Jack Daniel's.

There's not much else to say really.
WWJD

by Merryweather October 22, 2006

wwjd?

Acronym for 'What Would Jesus Do?'

That kid is wearing a bracelet that says 'WWJD?'

by Pseudonym August 31, 2004

wwjd

An acronym for "What Would Jesse Do?". Jesse is a very fat man. Used humorously when somebody is full and still has quite a bit of food left.

Jon: Man, I'm stuffed I can't eat another bite.
Frank: Come on now Jon, WWJD?
Jon: You're right... I can't stop now, I've still got half a burger left.

by Anonymous Fat Person April 18, 2008