woodstock skank

dirty, stinky, indie chick that (1)wears all natural clothes and perfume, (2)sleeps with every member of the band, (3)is "too cool" to work, but constantly complains about not having money (refuses to be "corporate slave"), (4) holds useless liberal arts degree(s); most likely encountered at open-air music festival, occupy xyz protest, posh cafés, abstract art museums, parks, wherever there is free food/drinks provided

This woodstock skank hasn't showered in three weeks.

She is a real woodstock skank down there.

Look at that woodstock skank. She has an entire bird nest in her hair.

by Napoleonic_maxim November 6, 2011

wooosh

The sound of a joke flying over your head, or, alternatively, the comment of when someone is redirecting you to r/wooosh.

A: "My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he does he kept insisting for us to 'be positive', but it's hard."
B: "Their blood type was B positive."
C: "wooosh"

by extraterrestrialTerror September 3, 2018

jeffery woods

A guy who became the badass creepypasta now known as Jeff the killer

Yo isnt jeffery woods amazing

by CryingTylor February 28, 2020

r/whoosh

It means you didnt get the joke, or you corrected a person who purposely wrote/said the phrase that way. You can add more "o"s when the person totally misunderstood or corrected the joke that shouldn't have been corrected, and that will be "r/whooosh" or "r/whooooosh" etc.

A: - I can see you're not the best student
B: - Is you blind?
C: -*ARE you blind dumbass

B: - r/whoosh

by Jimin is a cutie fight me February 7, 2019

woodsjacker

Any man sitting alone in a parked car in a wooded area. They are not eating lunch, but rather jacking off or cruising for gay sex.

On a nature hike Johnny saw some guy sitting in a car by himself when his mom said, "Stay away from him, filthy woodsjacker!"

by Original woodsman November 17, 2006

Charles Woodson

An amazing defensive player for the Green Bay Packers. Winner of the Defensive Player MVP in '09.

3/4 of the world is covered in water.

The rest is covered by Charles Woodson.

by IceCreamChocolate(: February 23, 2010

whoosh

Single word exclamation, accompanied by a gesture where the hand is swept palm down over the head from front to back with about three inches clearance.

Indicates that the joke just told was too sophisticated for the listener and has gone "way over their head".

Sometimes comes to mind when reading feedback on Urban Dictionary quality control.

2. paris

Capital of North Africa.

j'en ai marre
Source: fnjlas, Jun 20, 2004

A user said this should be deleted: Factually incorrect and the example is not even in English."

(Whoosh!)

by CougarSW2 November 14, 2004