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wifin'

To focus one's attention on a particular woman as opposed to being with male friends.
If one is found wifin' in a club, there is usually a twenty dollar fee.
Gerald: Hey man, stop wifin' with Meg and hang out with your mates!
Jeff: No way, man! I've been wifin' all day!
Meg: Jeff - who's that tall guy coming over here?
Slenderman: No wifin' in da club. Gimme $20.
by the AWPerator August 28, 2012
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School Wifi

a piece of shit. The router is a total trash can which someone has previously shat in.
Person 1: School wifi is shit!
Person 2: True
by TheExtremeEvoker September 7, 2018
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Xandir P. Wifflebottom

Xandir is a stereotype of a homosexual man on the Comedy Central cartoon "Drawn Together".
He had come out of the closet in the episode "Gay Bash" from season one and has had a LOT of Gay Sex (And I mean a LOT- Huge, HUGE AMOUNTS OF IT). He's also been with Captain Hero's friend Tim Thomason (which is debatably Captain Hero in disguise), and is hurt numerous times throughout the series mainly by Captain Hero.

And, he is possibly the best character on the show.
"Oh, Fuck Me."

~Xandir P. Wifflebottom
by TotalFandamonium August 7, 2010
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wikifeet

A foot fetish website where you can see, rate (using a 1-5 star system), and post photos of the feet of female celebrities. There’s also WikiFeet Men which is the exact same thing but with male celebrities.
Guy 1: “Damn I’m feeling horny, better go to WikiFeet”
Guy 2: “You have a foot fetish? That’s kinda weird for me, but alright do what you wanna do
by nlolhere August 2, 2020
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Rag-wiff

The smell that lingers around a female when she currently has her period.
Did anyone else cope a dose of that rag-wiff?

Man, that girl had a massive case of rag-wiff...
by Jacban2008 January 13, 2008
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No Wifi

The absolute scariest thing in the world like if you’re texting someone:
Hey dude! There’s No Wifi!
message not delivered
by GalaxyCat5000 May 22, 2019
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Towelhead Wifi

A wifi connection that would make hugesnet blush, dirt cheap internet service typically used by slumlord Saudi Arabian greed driven scumbags who marry white women in order to remain in the country, most typically found in poorly maintained single star motels riddled with bedbugs and cockroaches.
David: Man, the wifi here is utter dogshit conncection timed out connection timed out connection timed out fuck!
Mark: Blame that penny pinching greasy foreign fuck for that towelhead wifi.
by DavidDavisfromOzanamschool September 22, 2023
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