whiskey dick

The condition resulting from excessive consumption of alcohol in which you are impotent (can't get it up with a crane)

You get totally drunk and meet a beautiful woman in a bar. Astoundingly, she goes home with you and wants to get it on, but you have whiskey dick and can't perform (get a boner)

by SunDeviLaw January 8, 2014

sober whiskey dick

Commonly known as erectile dysfunction, a much more serious problem than whiskey dick.

Damn, I haven't been able to get it up lately.

Hmm.. Sounds like you might have sober whiskey dick. You should probably see a doctor.

by pseudonym 3000 July 17, 2011

whiskey dick

The worst thing to ever happen. Common occurence when a guy has to get plowed before he will talk to a girl, then it gets to then end of the night, and his hard work is about to pay off. BUT NO!!!! Sometimes possible to still perform but weakly.

I go to fuck Kim last night, totally wasted, and I got whiskey dick. I still pounded her though.

by The Pstives March 27, 2005

wiskydick

When a male have consumed alcholhol and his penis seams smaller than it realyl is wehn it is erect due to the flow of blood.

"You hav ea small penis"
-"No thats wickey dick for u!"

by Tcoll April 5, 2005

whiskey dick

when you're all revved up and they can't get/keep it up; the most disappointing occurrence known to women-kind

Girl 1: So how was your night last night?
Girl 2: horrible, I was ready to fuck but he got whiskey dick.
Girl 1: Yeah I heard that's a problem people have been having with with adam

Adam: ***crying***

by yeplee April 16, 2015

whiskey dick

When a guy is horny as hell, and has had a lot of booze to drink. His dick might be small, and it might take forever to get to orgasm, but he still cums all over the place.

Oh man, I got wasted and fucked that chick, but I had whiskey dick. She was squealing for me to cum, and man, it took me forever, but when I did, she was pleased...and drenched!

by Arieh August 8, 2006

Whiskey Dick

That's the very crucial and embarassing part of the night when a guys dream could possibly be coming true but he didn't think he stood a chance so all night he drowned his sorrows on how he will never get with this girl only to have his dream come true but the amount of alcohol coursing thru his system is routing his blood every else other than where it is needed most...

Male A: "Yo bro, you hit that last night haha"
Male B: "Dude so I get back and she's all like let's fuck."
Male A: "Bullshit"
Male B: "Fuckin swear bro"
Male A: "So did you get laid or what?"
Male B: "Man you seen all them damn shots we took, I got fucking whiskey dick"
Male A,C,D,E,F: "Hahaha you homo she was so fine"

by The Only Matty D June 23, 2016