moist diarrhea whiffle ball

when one shits into a long tube sock, swings it around a little bit to test it, and ultimately slaps someone with it.

ronald's ass got laid down by that mean moist diarrhea whiffle ball sesh last funday!
oh yes he did!

by pattymittens May 17, 2007

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super fruity whiffle whips

licorice whips that are fruity and super.

I ate a super fruity whiffle whip the other day at 4:20 with the incognito chimpanzees sitting at the o.k. computer while yelling oh yeah

by lonnie November 09, 2003

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to flourish a sword in sword-dancing so as to produce a whistling sound

While dancing a Strip the Willow, Hamish produced an impressive whiffle.

by mum61e February 03, 2012

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A person who takes sports to seriously to the point of being a dick to anyone who doesn't believe in there false sense of importance.

Jeff just threw a golf club because he missed the shot then blamed it on me, this dick whiffle needs a fucking break.

by FireBall Pants June 09, 2017

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A freak who goes around smelling womens bicycle seats, especially after being ridden.

That really hot chick just rode up to the ice cream stand and Mike is whiffle sniffing her bicycle seat. What a freak!!!!

by Wylievoyager December 16, 2021

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also known as whiffle dauffer...bibble whiffle is one who bites fart bubbles in the bathtub.

When she farted in the bath; the bibble whiffle in me took over and I was compelled to bite the bubbles.

by Headda December 29, 2013

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Someone that's easy to tap, like a whiffle ball

All those plastic implants make her even more of a whiffle ball than she already was

by freshhotpockets March 19, 2015

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