moist diarrhea whiffle ball

when one shits into a long tube sock, swings it around a little bit to test it, and ultimately slaps someone with it.

ronald's ass got laid down by that mean moist diarrhea whiffle ball sesh last funday!
oh yes he did!

by pattymittens May 17, 2007

super fruity whiffle whips

licorice whips that are fruity and super.

I ate a super fruity whiffle whip the other day at 4:20 with the incognito chimpanzees sitting at the o.k. computer while yelling oh yeah

by lonnie November 9, 2003

whiffle boat

The idea, person or item that does not make sense. Something that is counterintuitive. In basic terms a boat should not have holes, a whiffle ball does.

Beth's idea to offer bacon bits on the kosher corned beef and rye is jacked up like a whiffle boat.

by Davewd April 10, 2008

bibble whiffle

also known as whiffle dauffer...bibble whiffle is one who bites fart bubbles in the bathtub.

When she farted in the bath; the bibble whiffle in me took over and I was compelled to bite the bubbles.

by Headda December 29, 2013

whiffle ball

Someone that's easy to tap, like a whiffle ball

All those plastic implants make her even more of a whiffle ball than she already was

by freshhotpockets March 19, 2015

Whiffle

A slightly smelly fat that you only catch a whiff of.

Randy farted, but it was only a whiffle so it wasn't that bad.

by TwinkleMoose November 30, 2019

whiffle

whiffle is another term for faggot gay homosexual

that guy is a total whiffle

by sanxity May 1, 2019