winkle weiser

The Winkle weiser refers to the male genitalia in a very discrete way. Because of this super secretive alternative version of the word, "penis", anyone of you and your friends may go about talking your dirty conversations blatantly in public.

"I wonder what he's got going on under there..."
"Oh, I know! His winkle weiser is superb!"

by jacksonkru December 8, 2014

Wesley

Very talented, crazy, friendly guy. Most people doubt their ablilities but Wesley's are very humble, kind, and loving. Sometimes they have a short temper. Not many people understand them or their way of thinking. They see the world how it is and not the way the want to see it. If you ever meet a Wesley, don't waste the opportunity.

Guy 1 "Wesley is so cool. I wish I could be him."
Guy 2 "Yeah he's so fucking cool! I don't even know man.."
Girl 1 "Oh you guys know Wesley? ...I am sooo in love with him <3"
Girl 2 "No way! He's mine! I heard that he's really good in bed too ;)"

by breanna_w August 19, 2013

wescentric

Of or relating to Wes Blaylock of indie band Deas Vail. Typically used to describe something revolving around Wes himself.

"Yeah, I listening to Deas Vail all day. It was pretty wescentric."

by gplova24 January 28, 2009

Michael Westen

The main character of the T.V. show Burn Notice, Michael is the only man other than Leroy Jethro Gibbs (and possibly Bruce Lee) that is stronger than Chuck Norris. Michael is the ultimate spy, and is what you get when you fuse Jason Bourne, James Bond, and Macgyver. Michael is literally unkillable, as nothing can cause him serious injury; he's been shot, beaten, stabbed, burnt, blown up, and even dropped from a helicopter into the Atlantic Ocean five miles from any land.

Abused as a child by his father, Michael eventually enlisted in the U.S. Army before becoming a secret agent. Michael became the most successful agent in the history of the United States before being betrayed, framed, and blacklisted (a.k.a. "burned"). Isolated in Miami, Michael has enlisted the help of his ex-IRA ex-girlfriend Fiona Glenanne and his Navy SEAL buddy Sam Axe in finding out who framed Michael and why.
Michael is extremely versatile, able to create a surveillance device out of a cheap cell phone and a flashbang grenade out of stuff found at a hardware store. He can destroy a car with a coffee can and take on a small army of Russian Special Forces agents with nothing but a handgun... and win.

"Back in my Russian Special Forces days, we used to tell the new agents "Michael Westen stories" to scare them. We always thought "Michael Westen" was a group of people because we didn't think one man alone could cause so much trouble." -Oleg, Michael's Russian landlord

by ItsANinjaBehindYou October 11, 2009

Wefie

A photo taken in the same fashion as a selfie, but with 2 or more people - making it a "WE-fie." A plural selfie, if you will.

Usually the friend with the longest arms is the designated wefie taker.

2 girls are trying to get a picture of themselves together to capture a good moment/scenery
Shana, holds camera up in front of them: "Let's just take a selfie together"

Brittney: "Technically that would be a wefie"

Shana: "Hashtag that one, dork."

by The Cason-Point December 14, 2013

weiern

A redish worm-like scar that occurs on your elbow. Usually the scar is long and wide. They happen when you get a long, wide, and shallow gash.

Dude your weiern is so gross!

by Alex Gustafson August 31, 2006

Albert Wesker

The muthafucka that is hard as hell to kill on Resident Evil 5.

"Ive been playing this level all fucking day and I still can beat Albert Wesker!!"

by DezzT February 25, 2010