ass whoopin

an ass kicking so bad that you failed at defending your self

Jordan came home from school crying, a kid two grades under him gave him a major ass whoopin at recess

major ass kicking

by zolo3527 May 18, 2010

whoopin shirt

A shirt that is used to beat freshmen senseless, if they do not follow uper classmen orders

1. Do it one more time and we will bring out the whoopin shirt

2. Kathen Nolbus if you are late one more time, you get the whoopin shirt

by TheBrooklynSteamer November 16, 2014

Whoopin' stick

A stick used to spank people.

I hit him with my whoopin' stick!!!

by nilethe146 March 10, 2016

Whooping your goober

The act of seriously cranking one out. Jacking off your fucking goober (penis) in excess. Once one begins to whoop their goober (typically around age 13) one cannot stop. Their goober stays in the state of needing to be whooped. Some may say whooping your goober is physically demanding, therefore, can be a very effective fitness alternative for males.

Rooster why where you whooping your goober to gay porn? Rooster replied: "Because it's epic!!!!!"

by gooberwhooper January 20, 2023

ass slapping/whooping

ur momma about to slap yo ass so hard u will fly to da moooooooooooooon

Mum: you havent done ur home work so its time for ur ass slapping/whooping Guy
Guy: *dies from da ass slapping/whooping lol*

by I did ur mother at November 17, 2021

Whoopin Juice

a combination of water, rubbing alcohol, and lotion. this potent solution is applied to a leather belt and/or a person's buttocks during the commencement of an ass whooping.

Jeff! You better calm down or mama's going to get the whoopin juice!

by hardhitr3 July 1, 2009

Butt Whooping

A punishment where the pants are pulled down and the butt are beaten with a belt

He got bad grades; I will give him a butt whooping

by Anonymous 👦 October 8, 2018