Warthog Forossi

Someone who lives under a constant Wagner's cage, who will steal your money if you anger them, and who has an extreme foot fetish.

-Oh my god, he's such a Warthog Forossi...
-Yeah, he can't stop farting and drooling over dirty feet

by soltanalforossi February 10, 2025

A-10 warthog

The A-10s weight is about 10 tons of American freedom and ass kicking firepower is used to vaporize any ak-47 wielding hostile in Americas way. Using a 30.mm cannon to scare the living being out of anyone in its way. The moment you hear the weapon on this is when you crap your pants and run away. Overall the A-10 is pure American engineering and can kick ass across the universe. Aliens would cower in fear to the A-10s American Democracy giving firepower

The A-10 warthog can deliver democracy at any point

by Apexpredator212 June 19, 2014

A 10 warthog

Brrrrr

A 10 warthog go brrrrr

by Notsocashmoney October 28, 2021

Poor-Old Warthog

Sadness when somone needlessly abuses a Warthog Jeep and causes pointless damage to said vehicle. Warthogs appear in the game Halo (and now Halo 2)

Tom: Watch what happens when i set all the granades under the Jeep.
<BOOM>
Me: Poor Old Warthog.

by Brendan Gallagher November 16, 2004

Magic Warthog

A Warthog used in a game of Halo 2 long ago that for the duration of an entire Big Team Battle match on Coagulation was not destroyed nor were any of its passengers killed. The Warthog previously mentioned along with its passengers survived dozens of rocket, grenade, banshee bomb, and various other anti-armor attacks for no less than 35 minutes and three flag captures. To this date the feat has not been repeated. The driver of said Warthog took to singing Puff the Magic Warthog while enemies could be heard cursing it as it drove itself forever into the mythos of Halo 2.

"Hey this Warthog has been on fire since like 12 rockets ago!"
"Inorite? Thing must be magic or somethin."
"PUFF THE MAGIC WARTHOG LIVES OUT BY THE SEA!"
"Lawls, lets go cap some flags since we're apparently invincible."

by zaxbysauce May 14, 2009

Russian Warthog

The Russian Warthog is when one uses gel or Elmers Glue to sculpt his pubic hair into tusks and a babushka, so as to make his penis look like an Angry Russian Warthog.

Last night I went out with Anastasiya and unveiled my Russian Warthog. She love it, but I almost poked her eye out with the left tusk.

by Dr. Kennith Ian Buss November 28, 2011

old warthog

Ref: Literary. "Revelation" by Flanner O' Connor.

The insultingest insult ever!

"Go back to hell where you came from, you old warthog."

by SeaBat June 12, 2006