M.W.D.

Masturbating while driving.

John: Peter was pulled over the other day for a M.W.D.
William: What a fag...

by ToothFaireee January 24, 2010

W.W.D.D.

What Would Dexter Do

Dexter the Showtime series main protaganist, basically how would he kill his next victim...W.W.D.D.

by BW9 December 17, 2008

B.W.D.S.

B.W.D.S. (Bi-sexual While Drunk Syndrome) A syndrome that happens to underage(15-17)/college(18-25) girls while drunk. It is the leading cause of barsexuals

Sally started showing symptoms after partying all week with her sorority sisters. After consulting with her Priest and his Nun assistance they told her she had B.W.D.S. and prescribed a bottle of Jack Daniels and vodka and had a intervention party.

by Bleener May 10, 2008

F.I.W.D.

Friend I Would Do....(pronounced FOOD) A friend that you've NEVER had sexual relations with, but sometimes wonder "what if"....

Hey Andi, I went to Starbucks with Chris MacAvey last night.
For REAL Re? Damn....he's F.I.W.D.
You know it girl! Sweet sweet candy!!!

by Andi June 10, 2006

T.W.'d

Also referred to as Tiger Wooded. It's when your wife beats the shit out of you with golf clubs for cheating on her.

can also be used to describe when a girl that weighs less then 100 pounds beats you're ass for the world to see

Jim: Damn man what happend to Chuck

Sean: He got T.W.'d when his wife found out he was cheating on her
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Matt: dude did you watch the news last night?

Evan: when the news caster got his ass kicked by his wife?

Matt: Yeah, he got T.W.'d

by seanbatch December 8, 2009

W.W.D.D.

What would Dumbledore do?

Wizard #1: Ah! An evil sorceror is attacking our village!
Wizard #2: Oh no! W.W.D.D.?
Wizard #1: WTF?

by brandon hendrickson October 1, 2005

R.O.W.D.

Redistribution of Wealth Day. A holiday celebrated on the 2nd Saturday of December, embracing freaks and comrades of all walks of life. The holiday feast consists of non-traditional homemade foods. So in America instead of a holiday ham or turkey one may serve Indian, Italian, Mediterranean, etc.
ROWD was created in 2004 in Eau Claire WI. In 2008, the fifth ROWD was celebrated in 7 states- MN, WI, NC, VA, CO, AZ and WA.

This Year's R.O.W.D. Celebration will begin at 2:00pm.

by Adam Kaderabek December 20, 2008