M.W.D.

Masturbating while driving.

John: Peter was pulled over the other day for a M.W.D.
William: What a fag...

by ToothFaireee January 24, 2010

S.M.W.D

Suck My Wiggly Dick

male: S.M.W.D

Female: Okay

by tinymeow20005 February 12, 2018

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

by Big dumbus January 24, 2021

w.d.i.m.y.w.a.y.d.w.h.m

for the people who’ve been in abusive relationships you would probably know it but if you don’t here’s what it means...
why do i miss you all you did was hit me.

if you can read this i’m sorry 😔
w.d.i.m.y.w.a.y.d.w.h.m

by relationshipthings November 27, 2020

M.W.A.D.

Males. Who. Are. Dumb.

Ew, Mark is such a M.W.A.D. all he does is his wine, bitch, and talk about his feelings. thot

by mwad, mwad(s) October 2, 2014

George W.M.D. Bush

one of the most prominently featured names on the historical wall of presidential shame.

George W.M.D. Bush cried wolf, wolf, wolf, and everybody listened, but I don't think anyone will listen next time.

by Sergio Momarsh April 20, 2006

G.M.D.W

(Get/Getting/Got) My Dick Wet, the act of getting what you want, meaning getting your dick wet. Whether it be, via blow j or via vaginal. However, if your thinking anally would apply as well you were wrong. That would be called GM double D. (get my dick dirty)

Bro 1 : Yo Bro, what you do last night with that girl from the bar.

Bro 2: Oh snap, I totally G.M.D.W'd

by STK Pickles January 5, 2009