Vomit Mule

An artist who tries to pass off their poor quality work as conceptual art.

Did you see Kanye West’s new music video Bound 2?
I did! He’s such a Vomit Mule.

by MassmanExtreme November 20, 2013

Vomit shakes

An involuntary physical reaction caused by something pukeworthy, usually in the form of whole-body chills or shiver and sometimes accompanied by an almost-gag.

"Tequila?"
"ugggghh, no. got the vomit shakes just thinking about it."

by CrudeandCrass March 18, 2014

Vomit-Cry

The act of crying so hard you vomit. Typically done while intoxicated.

While out drinking, Jimmy Blalock had a vomit-cry when he caught Lauren hooking up with another dude.

by billbrasky44 December 9, 2008

vomit comet

The late night bus home that you have to take when the subway stops running at 2am.. so named because all the patrons on it are drunks from the bar, and that alcohol induced vomiting is a common occurance.

fucking hell, i hate taking the vomit comet home.. you meet the drunkest weirdos on it.

by mrPrez September 27, 2004

Vomit tear

A tear that is shed during a more heroic vomiting episode. Often a single tear.

How's my face paint? I had a solid puke and shed a vomit tear or two

by MacGyver's Apprentice May 16, 2017

Vomit jerker

This is a person who is so vile that whenever you see them vomit literally enters your mouth, this can also be shortened to vj. Vj's are usually greasy mongs but we need a variety of different words for these things!

"Ew Mary, look at that greasy mong over there!" "you are right babe he is a potential vj!" *vj knows that he can do nothing now that he has been diagnosed as a vomit jerker and runs home and is never to be seen again and is shunned by all including his parents*

by Absolutemozza April 26, 2011

vomit riff

The insanely fast guitar section in the middle of the song Hourglass by American heavy metal band Lamb of God, from the album Ashes of the Wake. Written and performed by Willy Adler, this riff requires highly technical right-hand picking, as well as speedy and unconventional left-hand technique.

Dude, I printed out tabs for the vomit riff but I don't think I'll ever be able to play it.

by weary_wilson February 25, 2009