Vladimir 

Slang term for toilet. Named after Russian warlord Vladimir Putin, whose surname sounds like 'poo tin' i.e. a place in which to place a poo.

"Had a really dodgy curry last night. I've spent all morning in the Vladimir."

Vladimir by Robert Sanvagene April 2, 2022

Vladimir 

He is the litteral definition of "him". HE IS THE GUY WHO KNOCKS. He is also very known for having a gigantic enormous penis. If you can't find anyone to open

your chocolate starfish Vlado is the right nigga to do it. If you are a policeman you might wanna check his basement. He could have nude minors twerking at the speed of light. GG <3

Vladimir's cucumber is so big he is able to suck himself if he wants. Don't stay near him for your safety you big black booty aah nigga

Vladimir by Vladimir's boyfriend November 27, 2023

Vladimír 

Vladimír is friendly and smart. He is tall and also he has a big head.

Vladimír has big head as a bag of bananas.

Vladimír by Sussky November 23, 2021

Vladimir Puto 

What Putin's name should be changed to after he launched the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine.

Vladimir Puto can go fuck himself in the ass for what he's doing! Пу́тін хуйло́!

Vladimir Puto by Corn-Sizzurp March 9, 2022

Vladimir Tod 

a vampire who is WAY better than twilights gay ass story line! From the chronicals of vladimir tod, a teenage vampire who kicks ass! Hot and pale, great kisser ; Goes threw high school killing other vampires to stay alive.

Vladimir Tod kicks major twilight ass

Vladimir Tod by BrutalXkillerxXx May 28, 2010

vladimir vodka 

A very cheap type of vodka that is normally purchased by/purchased for under aged kids or college students. It is 80 proof.

I only have 15 bucks and wanna get fucked up, I'll get a bottle of vladimir vodka.

vladimir vodka by goose guy 2 September 16, 2013

Vladimir Putin 

Vladimir Putin is a asshole, help Ukraine!

Shirley: Hey have you seen that Vladimir Putin dude?
Tim: Oh, yeah id support trump over that bitch...

Vladimir Putin by Gummybearsareoverated64 March 9, 2022