Vladimir Fruitin

Person who partakes in a high fruit diet

Hello Marsha, would you like some doughnuts?
No thank you, I am a real Vladimir Fruitin this month.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

vladimir guerrero jr

the Dominican jesus, the king of the north, the best thing to happen to the bluejays

Did you catch the jays game last night? Yeah Vladimir guerrero jr hit another homerun the guy is unreal, he makes Max scherzer look like a scrub.

by bigd1cker1c June 28, 2021

Vladimir Putin

A dictator that Donald Trump admires; the only person off-limits to Trump's attacks.

Q: What is 12 inches long and hangs between Vladimir Putin's legs?
A: Donald Trump's tie

by BlueJersey November 6, 2017

Vladimir Romanov

An international man of mystery

ex-captain and owner Russian Subs
Smoke and mirrors are specialist
The Paul Daniels of the Financial world
Avid devotees of Vlad known as Vlad-sheep

Also football jargon for:

- Administration / 10 points deduction

- Being managed remotely by Fax

That poor manager - he's been Vladimir Romanov'd
A just dont get that guy - he's a Vladimir Romanov
If that Club not careful they'll be Vladimir Romanov'd

by Ivan Kerenksky February 13, 2010

vladimiro

Crazy ass russian muthafucka who loves explosives, smoking and vodka. Also yells loudly at girls' butts.

Man that man is so high and just fucking around. He's a vladimiro

by vladimiro's friend January 30, 2014

vladimir putin

a former kgb member who is credited with bringing russia out of the soviet union. Apparently skilled in judo, sharpshooting, military commanding, singing, Modern Warfare, swimming, and invading Georgia, he is considered to be a prime candidate for the worlds most badass.

Vladimir Putin, that is who i want to be.

by SiberianPenguin January 23, 2010

Outta here like Vladimir

Vladimir is Russian, rushing get it?

"If you call me a futon one more time, I'm "outta here like Vladimir" - Mr. Chi Pig

by WinlikeSheen July 29, 2011