Asian person: I’m Asian.
Black person: I’m Black.
White person: I’m caucasian, but like I’m French, German, Swedish, American, Russian, Dutch, Ukrainian and Greek.
Asian person: So you’re white.
White person: Yeah but like that ^, you know *laughs*
Asian & Black people: *doesn’t laugh and looks at each other*
Black person: (no we don’t know and don’t care) gOOD for you... vixe.
Or
Person: oh you want to know something cool?
Other person: no.
Person: I’m like 16% Ethiopian, 4% Native American, 15% Sudanese, 15% Afghanistan, 10% French, 10% German, 10% Italian, 10% Dominican and 10% Filipino.
Other person: and I’m 100% don’t give a fuck, you vixeass.
Black person: I’m Black.
White person: I’m caucasian, but like I’m French, German, Swedish, American, Russian, Dutch, Ukrainian and Greek.
Asian person: So you’re white.
White person: Yeah but like that ^, you know *laughs*
Asian & Black people: *doesn’t laugh and looks at each other*
Black person: (no we don’t know and don’t care) gOOD for you... vixe.
Or
Person: oh you want to know something cool?
Other person: no.
Person: I’m like 16% Ethiopian, 4% Native American, 15% Sudanese, 15% Afghanistan, 10% French, 10% German, 10% Italian, 10% Dominican and 10% Filipino.
Other person: and I’m 100% don’t give a fuck, you vixeass.
by thisisunnecessary October 06, 2018
a completely selfless person who strives to make those around them safe, happy and comfortable. they're boyfriend is the luckiest boy alive and all xeir friends feel so lucky to know them. they bring so much joy into a room and are loved by many. A Vix Anderson will put their all into getting you back on track when your struggling or hurt xey will take time out of vamps day to help and care for you. moos also totally beautiful all over their hair sits so perfectly on their face. ahh their face!! every part is so perfect the more you look at it the more you realise how perfect it is I mean how can a face bring you so much joy how can a face be so hot aswell as calming and pleasant to look at. xeir body is so amazing running your hands over and through it is one of the best feelings ever inch so pretty and soft,so handsome. your life is so much better off with a Vix Anderson in it and you should make sure to appreciate them for all they do. you have to realise how rare it is for a human being to be so patient, loving and understanding.
by anonymous July 31, 2021
by Nigger in love with milan March 23, 2025
When group of closeted gay friends get together and have sex. A straight friend is on video call when this happens.
Guy 1: Wanna have a Dirty Vix tonight at the sleepover?
Guy 2: But we don't have any straight friends....
Guy 2: But we don't have any straight friends....
by Rainisanalias September 23, 2022
Iconic, self confident baddie with good t1ts and 4ss, gorgeous, smart with a dickhead ugly ex boyfriend. Vix is always protected so if you touch her you're done for. ILYsm
by Scarlett...dazedforhim<3 May 31, 2023
by dmetri May 21, 2021