virginia hammock

When you are lying on a hammock receiving a succulent BJ and discover that your wife of 10 years is actually your fraternal twin.

I knew I was in a Virginia hammock when my wife started talking about her parents and they were also my parents.

by Blue Balls Battalion June 9, 2014

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butt virginity

Not having anal sex yet.

I lost my butt virginity to my Pink dildo.

by ThisisPaul May 27, 2016

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Virginia Beechnut

When you notice a dingle berry while bending you're girl over, and, you pick it off and shove it in her lip like tobacco.

My girlfriend wanted to have sex after she took a dump, so I gave her a Virginia Beechnut.

by Slingblade Wilson February 7, 2018

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The blessing of having not touched the opposite gender romantically in your entire life. For example; hand holding, caressing, and god forbid sex.

Terms and Conditions.
1. Family members (up to cousins) do not count.
2. Homies do not count.
3. If one is involuntarily touched by another person and that person showed affection that constitutes as rape and therefore it does not count and you keep your touch virginity.
4. If you touch-rape someone you lose your touch virginity, but not the person you touched.
5. If you are sus (gay) if you touch the gender you are attracted to, you lose your touch virginity.
6. Having your touch virginity is the most honorable status known to man

Bob: Bro, I lost my touch virginity last night to a keymale!
Joe: Disgusting.

by TouchVirgin January 27, 2020

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