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Redneck Virgin

A seven-year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers
It ain't easy being a redneck virgin in a family this big.
by Turbokiller69 June 25, 2014
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Big Smelly Virgin

Person 1: why is Kenzie acting like that?
Person 2: because she’s a big smelly Virgin
by Edawg6969 October 22, 2019
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Class-D Virgin

Noun. A person who claims to have done everything sexual, but has not had actual sex.
The classification rank of D (like the grading scale) is as close as one can get to failing as a virgin, or to losing their virginity.
Tom: She claimed to be a class-D virgin. She said she's done everything but it...
Jerry: Well, hopefully you can persuade her on to fail with your skills.
by Phantom Tonberry II February 23, 2010
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Virgin

Noun
1) Someone who has not had sex
2) A type of olive oil
3) A version of an alcoholic drink with no alcohol in it
Guy: So, are you a virgin?
Girl: I've literally fucked the entire football team.

Shopper: What kind of olive oil do you guys have?

Employee: We sell virgin and extra virgin.
Shopper: What's the difference?

Employee: Virgin's more acidic, and extra virgin has a more rigorous production methods.

Patron: Excuse me waiter, could I get a virgin hard lemonade?
Waiter: So... lemonade?
by Helios8170 June 7, 2018
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West Virginia

Country roads, take me home
To the place, I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
When someone says “West Virginia” you just break out singing starting atmountain mama
So,
Person: I’ve been to West Virginia-
You: MOUNTAIN MAMAAAAAAA, TAKE ME HOMEEEEE COUNTRY ROADSSSSS
by AngelDivisaGrace September 18, 2018
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Virasintology

A religion where followers worship femboy butts.
Jaccob belongs to the church of Virasintology, he worships at every opportunity.
by Hambruhger January 4, 2021
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Die A Virgin

To die without ever having had sex. For people who chose to die a virgin it's fine. But for people who didn't, it is a sign if failure. To die a virgin without choosing to means that you were never loved by anyone outside if your family.
I've got a small dick, and because girls measure guys by the size of their dicks I'm going to die a virgin.
by The Xenomorph March 28, 2019
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