A violation that occurs when whitewater rafting. This happens when one forgets to hold onto the T Grip of their paddle and knocks it into the face of one of the other members of their raft. The T Grip is the most dangerous part of the river.
Bob: you look awful! What happened to your teeth?
Tim: I went whitewater rafting and the guy sitting in front of me made a T Grip Violation.
Tim: I went whitewater rafting and the guy sitting in front of me made a T Grip Violation.
by misty121187 November 25, 2010
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Why the hell is this guy with massive moobs in the firefighter calendar? He's a total moobing violation.
Dude, you should lay off the chips, your becoming a moobing violation.
Dude, you should lay off the chips, your becoming a moobing violation.
by cdafox May 7, 2010
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A woman who has a lot of or refuses to shave her pubes. This is derived from the fact that due to the thickness of pubic hair, light will never reach the actual skin; similar to sunlight in the rainforest. In addition, the hair is thick enough to be a habitat for animal life.
This one time I saw my buddy's girl come out the shower. I kinda knew she was one of those feminist twats who didn't shave beforehand, but now I had evidence that she was a walking Rainforest Violation!
by John Slivka November 19, 2007
Get the Rainforest Violation mug.Kobe Bryant's embarrassing public apology for cheating on his wife was a man card violation. If he said the same things in private, it wouldn't have been a man card violation.
by J.Quinn July 16, 2008
Get the man card violation mug.When a crappy band covers a good song, and, in the process, completely destroys all of the song's meaning and dignity (fucks it up).
See Travesty.
See Travesty.
311 covered Robert Smith's "Lovesong", what a musical violation.
Joss Stone covered The White Stripes' "Fell In Love With A Girl" when it was only a month old. TOTAL musical violation.
Joss Stone covered The White Stripes' "Fell In Love With A Girl" when it was only a month old. TOTAL musical violation.
by unessecary physical contact September 1, 2004
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Assholes.
Assholes.
by apfunction April 7, 2010
Get the Noise Violation mug.A devious act that involves sneaking up from behind on an individual, slamming your hand with a downward force onto their shoulder while shoving your other hand far into their posterior region. When done with force and precision, this act can be friendship altering.
* Sneaking up is important for it throws the element of surprise into the overall act.
* Even more important is counteracting the victim's natural reaction of jumping or lifting up when an object penetrates their anus. By holding the victim down while administering your hand, you make the victim have to 'sit there and take it.'
* Sneaking up is important for it throws the element of surprise into the overall act.
* Even more important is counteracting the victim's natural reaction of jumping or lifting up when an object penetrates their anus. By holding the victim down while administering your hand, you make the victim have to 'sit there and take it.'
by misterpantywaste May 10, 2011
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