Viking Kisses

When two heterosexual men express their deep bromance by rubbing there awesome beards together.

After not seeing my good friend for along while we embraced and gave each other a big ol' Viking Kisses.

by valhalla30498 December 27, 2011

Viking Tears

When one sheds tears with a straight face, providing no other indication that what they've experienced has shaken them physically or emotionally.

"Viking tears make you look sensitive, yet strong; have you ever seen that Crying Indian commercial from 1970? Dude was totally crying viking tears"

"Disney movies make me cry, but I don't want to look like a wuss about it, so instead of bawling my eyes out, I shed viking tears. They are the type of tears for men with beards."

by bobbatuzaaang August 1, 2016

Viking crew cut

getting your head cut off with an axe.

the guilty murderer was given a Viking crew cut on the executioner's block.

by Diamond III Scrublady August 5, 2017

Sly Violin

The act of secretly masturbating, either under the desk or in the toilet, while at work or in a library.

John: Where have you been?
Dave: Just had a sly violin in the loo.

by M, D & A April 18, 2008

Portland State Vikings

The largest university in the state Oregon located in the city of Portland. It fields 16 division 1 athletic teams and plays in the Big Sky Conference. Its mascot is the Vikings and is personified by Victor E. Viking.

School colors are forest green (PMS 350) and white

Its major athletic facilities include:

JELD-WEN Field – Home to Viking Football
Peter Stott Center – Home to Viking Basketball, Volleyball, Tennis

Reporter: The Portland State Vikings had an outstanding year winning conference championships in 9 sports. The most of any school in the conference

by Jockstrapme January 4, 2012

violin

you people suck. violins are beautiful if you actaully devote some time and effort to playing it.

my violin is worth more than your BMW and your Lamborgini you morons

by orc dork October 19, 2003

Sax and violins

A thing that has instruments inside.

Usually having saxophones and violins what else could it be?

Person 1: Dude this movie has sax and violins

Person 2: Don't you mean-

Person 1: Stfu no

by Shitass, True God March 27, 2021