The Vigur

When you take a shit and it burns your rectal with such fierce intensity it causes you faint.

I ate jalapeños before i went sleep and woke up in the middle of the night with the vigur. I felt completely refreshed this morning.

by Pregnant People July 4, 2010

Vigorously reprimand

To aggressively bum rape someone as an act of revenge or to teach them the error of their ways

Gmac "Ginger Butler, I have had enough of your incompetence. Its time I vigorously reprimanded you for you complete lack of skill"

Ginger Butler "Can you atleast use butter this time??!!"

by Berkut666 July 7, 2012

Vigorous Jazz Hands

When you combine foreplay into a hand job.

boii you don’t wanna catch these vigorous jazz hands xD

by Braden Fredericks September 4, 2017

vigor

Sedan made by Acura which is really just Honda back from 1992-1994. It had a 176 hp in line 5 cyl which at the time was serious power. The current TL model took over for the vigor in 1995. Great car in all ways less the shitty ABS system.

About 30,000 vigors were imported to the US over the 3 year run.

by Ash January 21, 2005

vigorous hugging

aka sex

vigorous hugging is a PG way of describing sex in front of other people who don't want you to talk about sex.
extremely effective when mentioned in front of younger siblings who hate to hear about you having sex.

I.E. We don't have sex we just hug very vigorously.
vigorous hugging is better than seeing jesus

by pygmalion_2005 October 1, 2009

vigourous

when you wank to hard

dude i wanked to vigourous

by Danger Dave.com January 6, 2005

Vigors

A hard-working, intelligent individual who is blessed with good looks and kind, friendly characteristics.

Vigors are one the rarest breeds of people found in the world, so special care should be taken of them.

This includes weekly monetary offers, complimentary tea making and occasional licking.

"That Vigors is such a great guy!! time I made him a cup of tea" cited by Wu, J 2011, Robert Street, Cardiff,

by Chris Flanagan January 4, 2012