vicente

a weird ass motherfucker who is way too cocky and is a dumbass

look at vicente he’s such a dumbass.

by levisgf February 11, 2022

Vicente

Can be one of the nicest people you meet or one of the biggest assholes you come across. Sarcasm is his second language. Can be dangerous when crossed but will be an amazing friend if you get past the asshole exterior.

Vicente is weird, he’s either you’re best friend or worst enemy.

by 00119922883377446655 November 22, 2021

Vicente

He has light green eyes and porcelain skin, the most beautiful person you have ever seen. His personality, mixed with his gorgeous face and banging body create a specimen you thought you had only met in your dreams. He is honest, caring and has an amazing sense of humor that can make the most serious person spark a laugh. Having his company will make you feel the luckiest because he creates an ambient of comfort, nothing is tense with him. He will feel empty sometimes but when he meets his soulmate who will be obviously fighting to be with him, I mean, of course, he will always have her by his side. She will have an intense personality and will be crazy and dumb just like him.

I want Vicente to bone me every second of my life.

You can’t look at Vicente because his crazy girlfriend will kill you.

Vicente has the most delicious cock.

Vicente is perfect for me.

Vicente is going to be my husband.

by Vicenteswife November 23, 2021

Vicente Salgado

A ver hot and handsome guy. He knows how to treat a lady and will always make you laugh. Very smart and did I mention funny. He has a giant cock.

Hey you know that guy Vicente Salgado?

Of course I wanna have sex with him

by Theguyoutyourwindow October 18, 2023

Vicente

right person wrong time. Vicente is a great person.

“what is this feeling? love? no way” “I miss Vicente” “girl get over him you will find someone better”

by jaegerist March 28, 2022

Papa Vicente

The nickname for the oldest living man in Venezuela from 04 October 2015 to 02 April 2024

"My uncle was the oldest living man in Venezuela for nearly 9 years. He was called... Papa Vicente"

by Sizer95deOlive June 11, 2024

Vicente Enrique

Basically the most self-absorbed and egocentric person you’ll ever cross. Will never admit he is wrong. He actually might die if you hit his ego hard enough. Finally he loves to brag about money and his possessions like it’s his job. (Although he would never actually work a single day in his life)

“Are you turning into a Vicente Enrique?! OMG!”

by Nikipiki December 25, 2018