Vicarious Vegan

Someone who eats a plant based diet based off the food of the animal they are eating.

Oh, no, I didn’t say I was a vegan, I said I was a vicarious vegan. My steak is grass fed. I’m plant based through his diet

by Spumoni November 4, 2020

spitting vicar

euphemisim for penis.

Jimmy showed me his "spitting vicar".

by jotthedot April 10, 2008

throttle the vicar

To whack off with both hands at once, as though furiously and purposefully strangling an authority figure who had it coming.

“Hey Wilmer, I was bingewatching some old school Pamela Anderson before my mom walked in my room.”

“Did she catch you in the act.”

“Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.”

“Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.”

by rostropr0nbitch December 18, 2018

vicars trousers

Lesbisch women sometimes falls over these due to the high levels of starch in present day society.

The Lesbisch tripped over my vicars trousers and went forth to Camalot

by Ultrastrongbiscuits March 20, 2007

Trendy Vicar

Someone who tries far too hard to fit in. They honestly believe that they are the height of cool, being both a trendsetter and a well loved member of a group. In reality they are the focus of many jokes and most probably prematurely balding.
Generally dressed by their mothers.

Oh no, Wiff has invited himself along again, he is such a trendy vicar.

by Soap Dropper October 9, 2007

Vicroy

Short for: "Victory royale" from the game Battle royale game Fortnite.

Hey i got like three vicroys last night.

by xXruskiturboXx August 18, 2018

vicaritext

Enjoying someone else's text messaging conversation, usually because your are not as interesting.

Man, I read some of your text messages from that girl...very juicy! I was vicaritexting

by JHMetFan February 26, 2011