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De-vibrators

A pad that conveniently fits between your cheeks and stops the noise of farts by keeping your cheeks from vibrating. Useful when being around important people or just a hot babe. Can be found at your local sport n goods store
"*puff* did you hear that?"- boyfriend
"Hear what?"-girlfriend
"Thank you de-vibrators!"-boyfriend
"What?"-girlfriend
by El domarino July 4, 2014
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Vibrating tooth brush

tool used to masterbate girls, thrust the end without the bristles up..
"she always masterbated with her finger, now she uses a vibrating tooth brush"
by lions and tigers and bears December 28, 2005
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On Vibrate

Person1: Dude, calm down!
Person2: I can't! I'm on vibrate!
by xAuToMATTiK January 10, 2010
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vibrator boyfriend

A mans worse rival and enemy. A living vibrator !!! It connects well with the emotional side of a women cause it listens to her stories and gives her excessive compliments after it does its job.An abomination that needs to be destroyed !! As long as it lives it will continue stealing the women in our lives !!!
Girl: hey i don't need you and your annoying bad habits.I can have all i want with my new vibrator boyfriend.i can DO whenever i want and i don't have to ask for it.

Guy:I gave you my heart and soul and this is what you choose over me ???

Girl:how about we just be friends.This talking dildo (vibrator boyfriend) can do anything that you can do plus it wont hurt my feelings for stupid reasons and it is compact and can be carried anywhere

Guy : You bitch !!!!
by zingeraddict November 10, 2010
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vibrater

hornydewd69: and lol omg this chix ttly usd hur vibrater to liek dump me!

youstupidfuck27: It's a vibrator you stupid fuck.
by whydoyouask October 4, 2006
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ghost vibrations

when keeping your phone on vibrate, you experience the sensation of vibrations in your pants pocket, purse, etc. only to see that nothing has taken place on your mobile.
"i thought jon was calling me - turns out it was just ghost vibrations"
by boblawblah June 25, 2009
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Vibrating Polar Bear Water Fall

dipping your cellphone in ice water, shoving it in your ass hole while doing cartwheels and pressing vibrate repeatidly until you can easily shit.

also prevents constipation.
yesterday, kori did a Vibrating Polar Bear Water Fall. amber caught her, and video taped her crying.
by shakeitlikeasaltshaker April 25, 2009
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