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Varsity Status

1.When, no matter how little the person worked at something, he still finds the quality of his/her work is a vast improvement on the second runner-up, or junior varsity status.

2.Fucking shit up on a daily at everything you attempt, effortlessly.

3.Pullin bitches in a public library
1-Yeah, so I turned the Research Paper in 7 weeks late, two days after the semester ended, and only got a 95 on it because I used the word 'fuck' 12 times. Fuckin A that's varsity status!

2-"Jason, how do you effortlessly fuck shit up on a daily at everything you attempt? "
"well, Brianne, all I can say is this; Varsity Status. I'm sorry to say it, but you're still in the JV women's league, and that's not good."

3- Girl- "Are you a huge fan of religious reading material, too?"
Jason- "Hey, I'll be God. You be the Virgin Mary. Want to meet up later?"
by JMoritz September 21, 2011
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Varsity Effect

When a girl likes an ugly guy because he is on varsity, has accomplished something great, or is successful in whatever he is doing.
Why is she with that dude he is ugly as fuck.
Varsity effect dude, he is on the football team and they just won the championship.
by The Yanktrain March 20, 2019
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Verity Turner

Someone who is so brave that they will never back down from a challenge. They will also do whatever it takes to do something that the believe should be done.

If Verity somehow cannot remove her shoes she will simply bite her own legs off, and happily state "There, done! That'll teach you to mess with a Verity Turner!"

If Verity cannot open her house as she has lost her keys, she will simply set the house on fire, and state: "If I can't use it, then I don't need it!"
you are such a Verity Turner. I've never seen anyone set themselves on fire simply because they felt a little bit cold
by Gjwraith June 27, 2020
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VarsityRebel

VarsityRebel is slang for a loser IF compared to Hypcros, Hypcros is a egyptian god from south egypt. VarsityRebel is also a term typically given to people who excessively drink and own roblox minecraft knock-offs.
Hey that girl over there is a real VarsityRebel, I wish Hypcros was around.
by Hypcros March 26, 2021
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Verity

A verity is a combo of malleable, down bad, and Romanian power. Obsessed with oiled up thug ass, Misato from Neon Genesis Evangelion.
Verity and Valac, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
by shygal34 December 19, 2022
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Geoffrey verity schofield

Some guy in China working out and scaring the locals with his mighty muscle mass and super high body fat.
Oh look Geoffrey verity schofield is running while editing his next YouTube video on Greg turkesterone doucette.
by Thedudewithlowtest July 4, 2022
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varsity fuck squad

the team you wanna be on when it's time to get nasty!
in high school i was on the varsity fuck squad, and i lettered in blowin out backs
by caz money October 26, 2007
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