velosus

Viking god of speed and wind, son of Eolus. Brother of WhoreGrinder. The Dinho Veloso. Badd ass sector 9.

Mae, donde esta Velosus? He's not here yet. Is he coming? Oh you mean like cumming, fo sho, haute demencè.

by eupen October 17, 2008

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Veloser

A person who is really disrespectful, soft and anxious and expects you to care about their opinions on peoples looks.
If you ever meet this kind of person it is suggested that you hold a distance of 7 feet from them.
If the above is not possible, then you should not talk to the Veloser.
If the person comes in contact with you, then you should agree to everything they say. Just make sure to not build a friendship with them.

Veloser: I hate Max. He looks so awful.
You: Yeah same.
Veloser: Wanna be friends?
You: No thanks.

by Sussyman420 April 23, 2022

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Velosketcher

Velosketcher: a shady carachter, common to Ventura County, who rides around on a beater bicycle, and is generally up to no good.

My wife and I were walking our dogs in the park near a grocery store, and we were accosted by a velosketcher who attempted to sell us a couple of spark plugs and a case of muscle milk, ostensibly so that he could buy meth.

by Morgan A. Blackledge December 8, 2018

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