Velociraptored

Being so stoned that your armed curl up like that of a velociraptor

"Is Mark Martin smoking with you"

"Yea dude he's velociraptored"

by The Official Marky™ June 27, 2015

Velociraptor

A Velociraptor is apparently a dog according to your mom

"This velociraptor is a dog"

by Coolindiankid June 26, 2018

Velociraptoring

When you feed someone learning your language a fake definition of a word or a completely made up word and definition, in the hopes that they will look silly using it publicly at a later date, and getting funny looks.

For example, tell the language learner that “I have a velociraptor in my head” means “I am really hungry” and just wait, years if necessary, until they decide to use it in conversation. The term velociraptoring originated from this being the first ever attempt at the technique.

by Jurassic Fark February 25, 2021

Velociraptor Claw

Like a moose knuckle but where one side is clearly more defined than the other.

Dudes pants are way too tight, clearly he’s sporting a velociraptor claw.

by BadKarma2814 February 2, 2022

velociraptor blue

she is a female velociraptor with a (special) blue stripe on her sides.(friendly)

velociraptor blue is so loyal

by almondmilk_lol12 September 6, 2021

Velociraptor

A type of drink consisting of 1 part clear hard liquor 1 part Red Vault over shaved ice with an optional splash of grenadine and a wedge of lime.

We all got smashed during a night of massive velociraptor consumption and proceeded to blow chunks all over the toilet. One dude even threw up an entire lime wedge!

by chipsdubbo April 19, 2010

Velociraptor

Originating in the west area of Broward county Florida, a term used to describe a guy who goes after a friends girlfriend either before or after the friend's relationship ends.

"I remember the first time Royce called Frank velociraptor"

"Mike is going out with Amy? She was goin out with his best friend wasn't she? I didn't know Mike was a velociraptor."

by JDM Jeff December 20, 2008