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Velvet Cloud

when a guy and a girl both have untrimmed pubes.
in the act of sex when their pubes combine creating the velvet cloud
"she had a massive bush and when mine connected we were floating on the velvet cloud"
by Velvet warrior September 30, 2012
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velvet assassin

One who dispatches people ruthlessly whilst maintaining a genuinely friendly tone, great charm, and using excellent manners.
Sally in HR was a total velvet assassin when firing workers. They would thank her for letting them go onto new and better things.
by ‪problématique‬ May 27, 2016
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bob velseb

Bob Velseb is a character from Sr Pelo's series known as Spooky Month. He appears in episodes 1 and 5, being a main antagonist in episode 5. He wears a red turtleneck sweater with black pants and shoes. He also wears a red devil costume. He has a creepy smile and wide eyes wretched onto his face. Lots of people simp for the man, and so do I. He is also on the Sexyman Wikipedia.
Example A
Person A: Name an antagonist from Spooky Month.
Person B: Bob Velseb.

Example B
Person A: Holy shit, is that porn of Bob Velseb?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Person B: hehe he's hot
by Cloudxxiii November 12, 2022
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Velvet Juan

A coffee enema administered/received for strictly sexual purposes.
My Grindr hookup introduced me to the velvet Juan.
by Dick Onchin August 9, 2020
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Liquid Velvet

The smooth, velvet like feeling of a girl’s vaginal walls when she is super moist and horny.
I know Rachel is about to squirt when thing inside turn to liquid velvet.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
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Red Velvet

The best girl group in existence with a flawless and unique discography. If u dont stan them wtf r u doing with ur life???
by eumitsin February 13, 2022
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The Velvet Underground

The Velvet Underground was band formed in New York City comprised mostly of Lou Reed, John Cale, Maureen Tucker and Sterling Morrison, though the lineup changed many times in their career spaning from 1965 to 1973 (though I asure you, none of their members EVER went to join AC/DC).

The band was financially backed by Andy Warhol. The band used his facility (The Factory) to practice until after the release of their first album "The Velvet Underground & Nico", considered to be one of the most influencial rock albums of all time. The music of the band varies greatly. On the first album the lyrics were mostly the braichild of Lou Reed while the music was dominated by John Cale's influence. Reed's down to Earth lyrics which detailed events in his everyday life were backed by Cale's screeching viola and guitar riffs he seems to have written in a manner designed simply to scare the audience.

Their live shows have been described as a horrifying orgasm. Often The Velvets stood on stage with deadpan faces while Andy Warhol had actors running and interacting with the crowd. They were often lit up with a projector playing disturbing and violent images, often including acts of Sadomasochism. At many shows fans passed out or left in utter fear.

On the rest of their albums the dominate force was Lou Reed's acoustic guitar, paticularly on the album "The Velvet Underground" (not to be confused with their first album "The Velvet Underground & Nico". This new style allowed Reed to truly open his work to a new level of emotional attachment.

The band split up in 1973 before the release of their last studio album "Loaded". The cause of the split was due to the pregnancy of drummer Maureen Tucker. On the album "Loaded" a slew of people took over Tuckers post on drums.

The band reunited for a final tour in the 93 with the original lineup excluding Nico, her songs were performed by John Cale.
"The Velvet Underground formed what we know was rock and roll music."
by Kyle Dee January 26, 2006
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