vegitard

1.someone who thinks that vegetarians dont eat products that come from animals, like milk and eggs and all that shit. Thats vegans stupid!

2. all the whitetrash retards who posted a definition for vegitarian.

"stop fucking your cousin and come here ya vegitard."

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 16, 2003

Vegitarian

Someone who thinks that by eating only vegetables they are saving lives of living organisms. But what they dont realize is that plants ARE living organisms and by killing plants they are in fact killing lving organisms. Duh.

Me: you want some bacon?

Them: uhgh NO im vegitarian! i dont kill other organisms for my benefit!

Me: you dumbass us humans are HETEROTROPHIC which means that for us to live other organisms must die, whether they're plants or animals. god read a fucking biology textbook.

by mercutio000000000000 March 25, 2010

Argentinian Vegitarian Breakfast

An act of sexual "pleasure" where the man first takes either flaming hot sauce, chili sauce, or pepper sauce, and rubs it on his cock. After jerkin it for a while, he stops and has his girl suck him off. Getting the sauce into her mouth, they then make out and transfer the sauce. The man continues to eat out the girl. The next step in this process is for the man to toss the girls salad, (hence the "Vegitarian.") This involves hours of getting her ass hole licked and sucked. During all of these things the hot sauce is destroying wherever the girl is touched by it. You finish off by pwning the chicks pussy. Basically this is hell for the girl and not too bad for the guy, unless the sauce gets into his penis hole.

Hey Jack, what did you and Jill do for Sweetest day?
Not much bro, I just made her breakfast.
Really? She like it?
Naw man, she fuckin hated it.
OOOOOOOOOHHHHH... You mean an Argentinian Vegitarian Breakfast?
Yea
That's Whatsup.

by 3c3a3l3v3i3n3 February 19, 2009

VEGITABLEPUSSY

Its the vagina of a vegetable and or fruit

Dam she has a "VEGETABLEPUSSY" its so ugly. VEGITABLEPUSSY

by NEKO THE DRAGON BORN April 20, 2017

Vegitard

A Vegan or Vegetarian who actually think their diets are healthy.

All that Vegitard eats is lettuce. They’ll have no muscle density within 10 years. (Without steroids of course)

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

Vegitainment

Usually mainstream entertainment that is intended to dumb down the IQ of a person to that of a carrot, parsnip or turnip

Made in Chelsea is pure vegitainment

by Boopler April 25, 2019

Vegitales physics

When a character can pick up and move objects, but they have no visible hands nor telekinesis. Examples include Vegitales, (obviously) Homestar Runner, and most Angry Birds animations on their YouTube channel. (Toons, Slingshot Stories, etc,.)
Madness Combat doesn't count, since while they don't have arms, they still have hands.

"How the fuck is he picking that up?! He doesn't even have any hands!"
"Oh, this show uses Vegitales Physics."
"The hell is 'Vegitales Physics'? What are you, stupid?"

by jeffystreet123 November 1, 2021