Veggie Dick

When a man's pubic hair is so large and bushy, that his penis and pubes together resemble a piece of brocoli.

He really needs to shave his pubic hair. He has a major veggie dick!

by The White Wonder June 26, 2013

vedgie

when if feels like the crotch of your pants is going up inside your vagina. the sister version of a wedgie.

v: my shorts are going up my vagina! i need to pull them out.
t: yea, i hate it when i have a vedgie.

by danceisamazing August 18, 2009

Veggie

Like a furry, but for plants

Now that you told me how to fuck plants I think I’m a veggie!

by The One and Only Danky March 10, 2020

veggie

a vegetarian person.

Dammit, man- I was going to have a barbeque but all my friends went veggie.

by Hugh Jass February 7, 2003

veggie sex

Any sexual activity that doesn't involve the insertion of a penis into any orifice. So, hand job, cunnilingus, toys, etc. Could be male-male, or male-female. As noted elsewhere, female-female sex is by definition veggie sex.

He couldn't get it up last night but we still had a fun couple hours of veggie sex.

by weak thought October 22, 2010

hanging vedgie

Like a vedgie only once the girl has her thong in a vedgie the elastic is used to lift her off the groun and hang her up on a coatpeg or doorknob or the likes.

my boyfriend hung me in a hanging vedgie to teach me a lesson and god did it hurt i was there for three hours before my thong broke

the above actually happened

by Zelda March 27, 2005

vedgie

a wedgie in the vaginal area instead of the anal. very uncomfortable and sometimes cuts deep into a girls lips...

this vedgie is cutting off my circulation...

by thong lover and supporter February 11, 2005