Vagitosis

A vaginal condition emphasizing an unusually fetid, malodorous, and heavily offensive smell.

We could smell Katie's kootch before she turned the corner. She has a ripe case of vagitosis strong enough to knock out a linebacker.

by Gapingredgroovie January 8, 2009

Vagitosis

A rare desease that infects people who insist on sitting out of sporting events due to minor cuts, bruises, or rashes.

If a kid sits out of football because of a cut on his elbow, one might say: someone call an ambulance, his vagitosis is acting up


or


he is clearly infected with vagitosis

by Airjordan11 February 28, 2005

valitosis

Quite simply, a smelly ass pussy. A twat in dire need of a douche.

Damn, that chick Marlenda has a bad case of valitosis.

by Dirty Roach October 30, 2007

vagitorally

Insertion into the vagina

He entered her vagitorally

by Rere2323 March 11, 2014

Vagitonin

When after sexual intercourse (he) is hit by a wave of immense relaxation and tiredness brought fourth by being completely satisfied from being deep in (she) vagina, comparable to the sleepiness one experiences when taking Melatonin.

Man: "Damn, my girl hit me with that Vagitonin last night, I slept through all twelve of my alarms, the eviction notice being nailed to the door, a shooting at my apartments and just woke up (@5pm)"

by PseudoTryptophan November 5, 2023

VAGITO

It is cheeto that has been inserted into a vagina.

Dawn loves those cheesy snacks so much she put one in her vagina, it came out a vagito!

by EthanYoung1978 January 23, 2008

sandy vagitosis

Sandy vagitosis is a rare disorder affecting men. Similar to sandgina and pussyitus. The disease is termed because a man with this condition resembles a woman who has gotten sand in her vagina. Typically the disease presents itself after the man displays tendencies to skip out on male bonding activities such as drinking beer or playing sports. Sandy vagitosis is potentially dangerous as the man begins to lose all respect of his fellow comrades. As the condition worsens he soon begins to feel alone and no longer included in the ritualistic male bonding activities.

Tim: "Hey, Dane do you wanna order a pizza and have a couple of beers?"

Dane: "Nah, man. I have to hang out with my girlfriend tonight."

Tim: "Are you alright man? Sounds like you might be coming down with a case of sandy vagitosis."

by Tim K. July 29, 2008