Vietnamese Variant

A “very dangerous” hybrid of the two highly transmissible Indian and UK Covid-19 strains, whose infectivity, transmissivity, and lethality levels have yet to be unveiled by Vietnam's health ministry.

Arrange the following corona mutants in ascending order in terms of their deadliness: Indian variant, South African variant, UK variant, Vietnamese variant.

by MathPlus May 31, 2021

Karma variant

One of many variants of the COVID-19 virus, predominantly affecting anti-vaxxers, anti-maskers, and anyone who willingly and loudly disobeys COVID-19 safety measures.

Billy: Hear about John? He just got COVID-19 the other day.
Eric: Serves him right. Looks like he got the karma variant.

by terepypipes September 18, 2021

Alabama variant

A COVID-19 variant which is exclusively transmitted through fecal matter. It spreads more quickly than other COVID-19 variants. May cause explosive diarrhea.

Upon entering her apartment, Betty finds her roommate lying in a pool of shit on the kitchen floor.
Betty : It reeks in here! What the fuck is going on?
Roommate : Don’t touch anything, I’ve caught the Alabama variant.

by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021

Doomsday variant

What the CDC calls a “variant of high consequence”. So far, none have been identified in the country.

I honestly hope there isn’t a doomsday variant of covid

by Fortnite1500 September 29, 2021

Volterra Variant

A bowel movement that sits in toilet of no water that causes you and those around you to vomit

I had salty eggs at the borgo for breakfast and then the Volterra Variant kicked in

by StinkTree October 11, 2021

lambda variant pen name

Lambda Variant Pen Name wants to keep their identity, gender & sexual preference hidden. Generally LVPN smokes a lot of THC at breakfast of citrus fruit. LVPN believes that a diet of mainly fruits is of the utmost benefit for one’s health, especially if one has Crohn’s.

They had a need to use a Lambda Variant Pen Name to disguise themselves’ !

by Lambda Variant December 30, 2022

COVID Variant

Evolved offshoots of the COVID-19 virus, they often have long ass names but most are named some random Sci-Fi star-trek transformer codename shit like omicron or xbb. Some covid variants can even come from other covid variants, covidception.

"I'm infected with COVID Variant Omega-XN.Z/83Y.3/9-Omicron 273XB, i heard it makes you have diarrhea and shit blood."

by flopgaming October 9, 2023